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Laura

Bring it!

About Me

I am a five foot three bundle of dynamite. *Boom*I am a Taurus Aries Cusp. I am left handed. Always at least five minutes late for everything. I am fast talker and loud laugher who occasionally snorts. I am sarcastic and funny but serious when I need to be. I perfer flats to high heels. I enjoy the color green. I can never remember people's names for at least the next three times after I meet them. I wish I knew how to tap dance. I can type really fast but have a 2% spelling accuracy. I love to laugh. I really like nachos. I like to wink at people. I can swear like a trucker. I've never had a cavity. I drive like a grandma. I hate math. My glass is half full and I've just enjoyed a refreshing drink of water.
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Take the quiz:
What Sandwich Are You?

Rueben
You are sloppy but good.

Take the quiz:
What Nostalgic Super Nintendo Game are you?

Tetris
You are Tetris! You are more concerned with blocks and intellectual pursuits than most. You love hypotheticals and making things work out. While everyoen else is saving the world, you just hang. Beware the evil z-blocks!
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My Interests

Theatre, directing, stage managing, acting, reality television, rainy days, people who are considerate, diet vanilla dr. pepper, sneaking into movies, chinese buffet, big jewerly, playing the viola, watching old television series on dvd, breakfast with the gang on sundays, swing dancing, making fun of people in photos, fast cars and loose boys, latin, sudoku, crosswords, bocce, chess, a good gin and tonic, laughing with my friends, blue moon, the Mall of America, people watching in downtown Minneapolis, flirting, playing my gameboy, paint by number kits.

I'd like to meet:

People I have lost contact with over the years, people who think that I am pretty, eligible bachelors, people who will make me laugh and

Music:

Coldplay, Johnny Cash, White Stripes, Weezer, Rachmaninoff, Radiohead, Any Showtune, Jack Johnson, Vivaldi, Norah Jones, The Beatles, The Carpenters, Mozart, Michael Buble, Barbara Streisand, The Police, Fall Out Boy, Jason Mraz, The Mamas and The Papas, Regina Spektor, Goldfrapp, Davis?, Ralph Vaughan Williams, Amy Winehouse, Simon and Garfunkel, James Taylor, Flight of the Concords, Billy Joel, Prince, Kate Nash

Movies:

Coal Miner's Daughter, Elf, Urban Cowboy, 9 to 5, Big Business, Garden State, Waitress, Anchorman, Life is Beautiful, Somewhere in Time, Clueless, A Very Long Engagement, Desperately Seeking Susan, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Moulin Rouge, King Kong, Lord of the Rings, The Notebook, The Never Ending Story, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Gidget, Unforgiven, Waitress, Twin Peaks, Almost Famous
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What Musical Are You?

A Chorus Line
You're A Chorus Line! You're wild, kinky, and love dance. Music is your life. You've had a dramatic past, but then again, who hasn't?
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Which Anchorman Are You?

Brick Tamland
I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.Your Brick Tamland! Polite and honest, you are a great friend to have around.
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Television:

Heros, Lost, Amazing Race, Wife Swap, Best Week Ever, Little People, Big World, Hell's Kitchen, Intervention, Sex and the City, Charmed, Freaks and Geeks, any documentary, awkward reality television that everyone else has abandoned but I still secretly enjoy, So You Think You Can Dance, Project Runway, CSI, Flavor of Love, America's Next Top Model, American Idol, People's Court and Fox News at 9.

Books:

Do celebrity magazine count as books, cause if they do...I LOVE to read!! Anything Shakespeare *pushing up the theatre nerd glasses*, any and all biographies, James Baldwin, David Sedaris, Edward Albee, Harlequin Romances, Tolkien, Marian Keyes

Heroes:

Check out an excert from my hit 2006 MN Fringe Festival Show featuring the illustrious Curt Lund and Myself

My Blog

Why did the police arrest the turkey? I guess youll have to read my blog to find out.

Hey-oh! I work in the banking world and some people in the office are a little more serious than others. I like to think that I am a ray of sunshine filling the office with many things including but ...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:48:00 PST

Where’s the Beef?

Hello Friends! You are looking fantastic. Let me check something. Come here. No seriously. Come here. I need to read the tag in your shirt. *inspecting tag* Just as I thought....you were made in h...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST

Slippery When Wet

My blog title title sounds naughty! Too bad the story is sad. I am not going to bullshit you...I was looking really cute today.  I had my hair did aka I actually took some time and curled it, I ...
Posted by Laura on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:55:00 PST

It’s Taco Tuesday at Taco Johns!

Now that I have everyone's attention. For real. Who doesn't love tacos? And that is simply a rhetorical question because I think that we all know that everyone loves 'em. If you don't...I dare you ...
Posted by Laura on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:07:00 PST

"Take a Left at the Giant Cow" on Minnesota Public Radio

..> "Take a Left at the Giant Cow" on Minnesota Public Radio The extremely dashing Curt Lund and I did a sneak peak of our new original show, "Take a Left at the Giant Cow: a beginner's guide to N...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:03:00 PST

I'm Cracking Up Right Now!

Well Hello Ladies and Gents!!Dang! Heaven must be missing an angel. Yeah. I am talking to you. *wink* *wink* Anyhoo. Again I must apologize for my serious lapse in blog posts. Mama's been real busy ca...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST

Livin' La Vida Loca....just like Ricky Martin.....except not as gay

Waaazzzzzuuuuupp?!? Where did that saying go and how can we bring it back? Seriously.   Why has it left the mainstream and what does a girl have to do to bring it back? If Justin can bring...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

Dang this song is creepy...but it's got a hell of a beat to slow dance to.

Hey there!Looks like this blog just got a little lesson in French and if possible.....just got even classier. Seriously though.  I COULDN'T STOP swearing like a trucker t...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

Would you like to "swing" on a star?

Well howdy stranger!   Long time no talk.   It's been forever. I hope you don't mind me asking you this but......is it possible that you have gotten more good lookin' since last we...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

Back in Business!

Sorry for the delay in writing blogs lately! I know that many of you were probably breathlessly anticipating them. I didn't mean to be such a blog tease. We'll maybe a little. *wink wink* Have yo...
Posted by Laura on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST