Football, teasing the girls (you know who you are), going out with friends, making balloon animals with left over condoms!
Bono
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey
Birthday: 1/10/1981
Birthplace: Charleston, SC
Current Location: Copperas Cove
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Sandles
Your Weakness: The Ladies
Your Fears: Women farting
Your Perfect Pizza: One served to me by a beautiful woman
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Employment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mhmm
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why are we washing a dog????
Your Best Physical Feature: My mouth
Your Bedtime: Day break
Your Most Missed Memory: Striped Tube Socks
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: It depens on who I am with
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like them both
Cappuccino or Coffee: I like them both
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes, at times, fucker
Do you Sing: YES!!!!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Maybe
Do you want to go to College: Yes, again
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I read in the back seat of a car
Do you think you are Attractive: Absolutely
Are you a Health Freak: No, I am fat naturally
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: My girlfriend likes to have sex during them so YES
Do you play an Instrument: Boobs
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Me? Never~!
In the past month have you Smoked: Does that include illegal drugs???
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummmmm......
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: 3!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I don't like Mexican food
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, but was told to get off the pole
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In my tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Everything!!!!
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Once
Ever Shoplifted: Once, it was gum
How do you want to Die: While having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Sweden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Normal
Weight: Normal
Best Clothing Style: Like the run ways of Milan
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4
Number of CDs I own: Don't know
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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You Are 83% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
How American Are You?
Classic Rock
Swingers, Boon Dock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Dazed & Confused, anything staring Jenna Jamison!
Sapranos, Queer Eye for Straight Guy, Bridezilla, any other gay shows you can think of.....Sapranos isnt gay - I really do like it.
The Chosen, Autobiography of ______,
SFC Michael Battles. Loving father, devoted husband, mentor and a great friend. Rest in Peace hollywood, u will never be forgotten.
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You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.
What Tarot Card Are You?