my wonderful, amazing, great, astonishing, marvelous, cool, groovy, son. Nicholas Alexander (and no, he's not named after Nicholas the Martyr, no matter how cool his life was)
pallid flaccid phallus, mother fucker! O.o, web design, headbanging, I'm in love with my guild wars character, anything post apocalyptic, training monkeys for special ops, laughing with a friend, fucking buckets of water, logizomechanophobia, getting new holes and filling them with pretties, photography, random crotch display, procrastination, watching stuff blow up, making up words, wookie wookie wookie on planet ewok, inside jokes, long conversations about nothing, nakey time!, drinking way too much coffee, laughing at your brain farts, underscores and asterisks, comfortable silence when it should be uncomfortable, seeing beauty in imperfections, exploring new music and things to do
Anyone.. Someone? I'm not too picky.
I enjoy the company of people not obsessed with the trivialities of life. I loath immaturity, not absurdity.
I'm currently in need of someone willing to dye about two feet of hair for free.
People willing to give me their old clothes, amuse me, appreciate me or those whom have the patience to teach me. Rockers, photographers, uniquies, artists, comedians, peers. Someone with new conversations on interesting topics. Refreshing people. People that know what they want. Beautiful personalities.
I believe that the most worthwhile people underestimate themselves, their talents, and their abilities. I would like to meet worthwhile people.
Dita Von Tease (omfg..), Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortensen, Alexi Laiho (ahem), Charlize Theron, any of my heros (excluding my mother; I've already met her), Bobert and that fat kid in the Numa Numa video
A Perfect Circle, Acid Bath, Agalloch, Alice In Chains, Apocalyptica, Arcturus, Ayreon, Children Of Bodom, Cradle Of Filth, Cramps, Devin Townsend, Dimmu Borgir, E.S. Posthumus, Faith No More, Fantomas, Finntroll, Gary Numan, Genitorturers, Guns N Roses, Imperanon, Iron Maiden, Joe Satriani, Katatonia, Kraftwerk, Ministry, Mr. Bungle, Nevermore, Nine Inch Nails, Opeth, OSI, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Satyricon, Strapping Young Lad, Sublime, Symphony X, Therion, Tomahawk, Tool, Velvet Acid Christ, Wumpscut. Anything Mike Patton touches turns to gold. I also enjoy many/most/all local bands... without them Chattanooga would certainly suck. O.O
2046, 28 Days Later, A Home at the End of the World, American History X, American Psycho, Army of Darkness, Beetlejuice, Benny and Joon, Clockwork Orange, Curse of the Golden Flower, Evil Dead, Fight Club, Hackers, Harry Potter movies, Hellraiser, House of Flying Daggers, Indian Runner, Interview with a Vampire, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Mad Max Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pi, POTC, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Scarface, Seven, Signs, Steve-O Videos, Tank Girl, Taxi Driver, The Believer, The Crow, The Exorcist, The Fifth Element...
I'm a huge movie buff.
CSI, Prison Break, MythBusters (omg so nerdy), Lost, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Futurama, Family Guy, just about anything on Adult Swim, ATHF, Robot Chicken and Wild Boys
Yes, I'm a kid at heart
Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, Bruce Campbell, Clive Barker, Dean Koontz, Dylan Thomas, E.E. Cummings, Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, H.P. Lovecraft, Homer, J.D. Salinger, John Steinbeck, Ramsey Campbell, Robert Browning, Robert Frost, Stephen King, Somerset Maugham, Tom Piccirilli, T.S. Eliot, William Faulkner, William Golding
Did I mention Stephen King, Clive Barker and H.P. Lovecraft??
the man who gave me my child, Roland Deschain, Buddha, John Nash, Bruce Campbell, Mike Patton (one of the most talented, innovative and unappreciated musical gods of the 20th century), my mother, gallantry and anyone willing to teach/show me something new and amazing