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Pixxi

To some extent, sanity is a form of conformity.

About Me

My name is Carla.
I'm a mummy to a wonderful baby boy, Nicholas.
I have plenty of holes and almost no ink. I prefer it that way; incessant things bother me. My pleasures are eclectic. I have a fetish for pubic stubble. My personality is eccentric, idiosyncratic and sometimes masochistic. My sarcasm is a mix between Tank Girl and Wednesday Addams. I am such a typical Libra.
I believe in love. I will not judge you. I will keep your secrets. I wish I wore my hair down more. I'm rarely ever serious. I am quiet, calm and collected. I have sudden and random dancing outbursts. I suffer from road rage, aka I hate morons with a car. I wish I could shed all practicality and throw a beater to play in the rain again. I have been to 26 of the 50 states in the US. I've never made out in a theater. I am a recovering food and nicotine addict. Surprisingly, I do not like Bettie Page; yes, you can faint now. I believe we are always being watched and never judged from above. You can treat me horribly and I will still be your friend. I do not hold grudges. I love not using my vocabulary so that when I do, it throws people off. I hate conflict. I have a hard time making up my mind. Sometimes I forget how to say "no". I am not good at saying "I'm sorry". Sometimes, I will unknowingly feed off your positive emotions; I am not a psychic vampire because of this. I have no safe zone. I am a touchy-feely person.
Read this for typical Myspace information.
You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

My Interests

my wonderful, amazing, great, astonishing, marvelous, cool, groovy, son. Nicholas Alexander (and no, he's not named after Nicholas the Martyr, no matter how cool his life was)

pallid flaccid phallus, mother fucker! O.o, web design, headbanging, I'm in love with my guild wars character, anything post apocalyptic, training monkeys for special ops, laughing with a friend, fucking buckets of water, logizomechanophobia, getting new holes and filling them with pretties, photography, random crotch display, procrastination, watching stuff blow up, making up words, wookie wookie wookie on planet ewok, inside jokes, long conversations about nothing, nakey time!, drinking way too much coffee, laughing at your brain farts, underscores and asterisks, comfortable silence when it should be uncomfortable, seeing beauty in imperfections, exploring new music and things to do

I'd like to meet:

Anyone.. Someone? I'm not too picky.

I enjoy the company of people not obsessed with the trivialities of life. I loath immaturity, not absurdity.

I'm currently in need of someone willing to dye about two feet of hair for free.

People willing to give me their old clothes, amuse me, appreciate me or those whom have the patience to teach me. Rockers, photographers, uniquies, artists, comedians, peers. Someone with new conversations on interesting topics. Refreshing people. People that know what they want. Beautiful personalities.

I believe that the most worthwhile people underestimate themselves, their talents, and their abilities. I would like to meet worthwhile people.

Dita Von Tease (omfg..), Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortensen, Alexi Laiho (ahem), Charlize Theron, any of my heros (excluding my mother; I've already met her), Bobert and that fat kid in the Numa Numa video

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Acid Bath, Agalloch, Alice In Chains, Apocalyptica, Arcturus, Ayreon, Children Of Bodom, Cradle Of Filth, Cramps, Devin Townsend, Dimmu Borgir, E.S. Posthumus, Faith No More, Fantomas, Finntroll, Gary Numan, Genitorturers, Guns N Roses, Imperanon, Iron Maiden, Joe Satriani, Katatonia, Kraftwerk, Ministry, Mr. Bungle, Nevermore, Nine Inch Nails, Opeth, OSI, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Satyricon, Strapping Young Lad, Sublime, Symphony X, Therion, Tomahawk, Tool, Velvet Acid Christ, Wumpscut. Anything Mike Patton touches turns to gold. I also enjoy many/most/all local bands... without them Chattanooga would certainly suck. O.O

Movies:

2046, 28 Days Later, A Home at the End of the World, American History X, American Psycho, Army of Darkness, Beetlejuice, Benny and Joon, Clockwork Orange, Curse of the Golden Flower, Evil Dead, Fight Club, Hackers, Harry Potter movies, Hellraiser, House of Flying Daggers, Indian Runner, Interview with a Vampire, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Mad Max Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pi, POTC, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Scarface, Seven, Signs, Steve-O Videos, Tank Girl, Taxi Driver, The Believer, The Crow, The Exorcist, The Fifth Element...

I'm a huge movie buff.

Television:

CSI, Prison Break, MythBusters (omg so nerdy), Lost, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Futurama, Family Guy, just about anything on Adult Swim, ATHF, Robot Chicken and Wild Boys

Yes, I'm a kid at heart

Books:

Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, Bruce Campbell, Clive Barker, Dean Koontz, Dylan Thomas, E.E. Cummings, Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, H.P. Lovecraft, Homer, J.D. Salinger, John Steinbeck, Ramsey Campbell, Robert Browning, Robert Frost, Stephen King, Somerset Maugham, Tom Piccirilli, T.S. Eliot, William Faulkner, William Golding

Did I mention Stephen King, Clive Barker and H.P. Lovecraft??

Heroes:

the man who gave me my child, Roland Deschain, Buddha, John Nash, Bruce Campbell, Mike Patton (one of the most talented, innovative and unappreciated musical gods of the 20th century), my mother, gallantry and anyone willing to teach/show me something new and amazing

My Blog

Four Basics

My head shrinker (ie therapist) tells me a healthy relationship has four key elements. These elements are required for the relationship to be a healthy one. This applies to all relationships. Friends....
Posted by Pixxi on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:06:00 PST

A REAL relationship has these qualities.

good will from the other.emotional support.be heard by the other and to be responded to with respect and acceptancehave your own view, even if others have a different view.have your feelings and exper...
Posted by Pixxi on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

Nerd? geek?

..t-->My score on../t--> The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test:Modern, Cool Nerd(73 % Nerd, 69% Geek, 34% Dork)For The Record:A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.A Geek is ...
Posted by Pixxi on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:02:00 PST

Nicholas Alexander

Nicholas Alexander was born Chistmas Day weighing 6lbs 11oz and 19 1/4in long. Spontaneous back labor started at 7:30(ish)am and he arrived in the posterior position with the umbilical cord wrapped ar...
Posted by Pixxi on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST

Preggo

Yep... you guessed it. The bitch who swore never to have children is preggo. Beat that fuckers!   Congratulate me already....
Posted by Pixxi on Sun, 21 May 2006 05:25:00 PST

Hm. Surprised? Nope

You scored as Nazi. Nazi 92% Fascism 83% Anarchism 83% Socialist 75% Communism 58% Democrat 58% Green 50% Republican 8%What Political Par...
Posted by Pixxi on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:37:00 PST

Interesting

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MsujYPg5cM8
Posted by Pixxi on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 11:34:00 PST

Fear me!

According to experts, my personality type is : Border Line Psycho Killer Other people like me display these traits. They have nose hair They suffer from road rage They are gas station ...
Posted by Pixxi on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:14:00 PST

'Cause everyone else has it >_>

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 50% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Interdependence ...
Posted by Pixxi on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:28:00 PST

Twentysomething! Haha! Go figure.

Got the age wrong, but the description right. Although I do have my immature moments. Don't we all? You Are 26 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view -...
Posted by Pixxi on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:35:00 PST