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//SynthCop//

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About Me


.. Create Your OwnOfficer SynthCop, reporting for duty. If you want to get to know what's behind this badge, sprinkle some courage on that donut, and meet me in the dark alley on the wrong side of Dead End Street. You'll find me there with my partner in crime. His name is Deadly Force, and you'd better address him as such. If you've got something to prove, I'll let my Offensive Tactics do the evaluation. I like big flashy guns, fast cars, and faster women. I enjoy long walks on The Beat and Hard Control Techniques. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to keep the trash off the streets, whether it's hauling in desperate criminals, or commandeering a garbage truck. When it comes to the law, you mess with the gun, you get the bullet.
You Are a Sprinkled Donut
Flamboyant and flashy, you're easily distracted by shiny things.
You're definitely a snazzy number, and you usually catch everyone's eye in the room.
And you've got the goods to back it up your colorful image.
(Though too much of you gives people a stomach ache!) What Donut Are You?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Morrissey (blessed be His name), machines, robots, the Germans, office supplies, eggrolls, PhilHendrie, Coast to Coast AM, Das Büt (awww, I love you too), little animals, fruit, feeding stray animals, overcast days, fast cars, fast food, photography, space ships, H2O, being lovely, science, hand sanitizer, sparkles, components, argyle knee socks stuffed in my mouth, garter belts, my ultra-pimped, uber-goth 1988 Chevy Beretta GT, iced coffee, car parts, synthesizers, vocoders, air purifiers, grammar, baking soda, blood, fresh blue veins, precious feet, soda pop, black people, laser beams, gunmetal, jewish girl buttz, time travel, primitive-ass clocks, onions, hand cuffs, gun holsters, police cars, OfficerBarton, post-its, prank calls, corsets, Ugly Stephe, walk-in closets, bacon bits, HumphreyBogart, eyebrows, noisy cooling appliances, not being dead... yet!

I'd like to meet:

Police Officers on *my* side of the law!

Music:

MORRISSEY (blessed be His name), SUBHUMANS, Duran Duran, Pet Shop Boys, SynthPop, Industrial, 80's, Classical, Jazz................................... and all sorts of other homosexual male musicians.

Movies:

Film Noir, Classic Sci-Fi, TCM... Blue Velvet, This Island Earth, Rock and Roll High School, Casablanca, It Happened One Night, Colors, Secretary, Crash, Twin Peaks:Fire Walk With Me, American Beauty, Playmate of the Apes, Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla, Devil Bat, The Corndog Man, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Wuthering Heights, A Splendor in the Grass, Out of the Past, Men at Work, Valley Girl, Heathers, Breakfast Club, His Girl Friday, Hole, My Favorite Brunette, Metropolis, War of the Worlds, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, It Came From Outer Space, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Frogs, Forbidden Planet, Dementia 13, I Bury the Living, Pillow Talk, Move Over Darling, Rebel Without a Cause, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Murder My Sweet, Black Snake Moan.

Television:

Living Single, Martin, Sisters, According to Jim, anything W.B. or the B.E.T., The View, The NEW Outer Limits, DEF Comedy Jam, Def Poetry Jam, Soul Train, Meet The Osbournes, Jack Ass, etc... Just kidding. T.V. is for faggotz.

Books:

Textbooks, Stephen Hawking, Paul Davies, Martin Rees, Art Bell, J.G. Ballard, Mary Roach, Carissa Michelle Atkinson.

Heroes:

Girls And Boys In Blue!

My Blog

Yo! How U Like Me Now???

..> ..> Wow! Christmas was so great! My beloved fiance, Mr. Puppy SnuggleZ came over and we spent our first Christmas together... With my family! Those of you who know me understand why this is so ...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:06:00 PST

This Sucks. Literally.

..> Sucking the life out of me.  I've set a schedule for myself, prioritized everything, and now I can't add anything else.  Something has to be erased.  I've already erased Necrop...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

I Dont Dream About Anyone... Except Myself!

Blessed be His name... Morrissey.  He is gracing us unworthy, foul creatures of wrath and infinite atrocity with His heavenly presence once again.  Well, we know He's a glutton for punishmen...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:13:00 PST

Party Gurl Extraordianaire!

Check out all the goodies I have on my calendar!  Come and join me and my crew for some quality tomfuckery!  ...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:17:00 PST

FATAL FETISH PROMO VIDEO!!!

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Posted by //SynthCop// on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:52:00 PST

Awesome Weekend! My Panty Parts Tingle!

This weekend was the best I've had in months!  I had so much fun, AND I did it on my own damn schedule!  I didn't rush out the door to get anywhere, haven't had to drive with my left boob w...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

My True Love, My Partner in Crime (Fighting)!

So, I'm finally posting my Christmas story.  This is honestly the most heartwarming thing I have ever experienced, and ever heard of in my life.  Get your kleenex... Some of you know the st...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:46:00 PST

Garage Door to the Future!

Thanks to my dear friend Josh Hashana, I am now the proud ass-sitter at local garage door company.  I've been looking for a 9-5 job for some time now... Something where I can sit on my ...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

Copping a Feel on Crime!!

So, this is old news, but I've been busy, and this is definitely worth posting.Thanks to my "affiliation" with the Orlando Police Department, I was awarded the pleasure of accompanying an officer on h...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

Tron Me On!!

Last  night was fab to the max with an unexpected twist of intoxicating bliss.  I met Ladytron at Park Ave CDs!  That was such a pleasure!  They seemed physically small, which...
Posted by //SynthCop// on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:44:00 PST