Jaci - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I floss daily and use an anti-cavity fluoride rinse in conjunction with a decay preventive dentifrice in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene.

Oh yeah, and I pee with the door open.

My Interests

My top 5 favorite things; Art, Penguins, Carbonated Water, Songs with my name in them, Factories

My hobbies include drinking through straws, piercing my genitalia and fornicating in the back of vans.

I'd like to meet:

No uggos.

Music:

Paint the Town Rad ,The Rapture, Chickenshark, The HERD, Pixies, Chicago, Junior Senior, Modest Mouse, Feist, Lionel Richie, Elliott Smith, Promise Ring, The Faint, Jellyfish, Master Copy, Spoon, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Journey, Saves the Day, Mr.Bungle, Hall and Oates, Radiohead, Belle and Sebastian, The Mars Volta, Poison, Tacoma Hellfarm Tragedy, Joanna Newsom, James Taylor, The Smiths, Violent Femmes, Talking Heads, George Michael, Wham!, Jay-Z, Hot Hot Heat, The Cure, The Decemberists, Billy Joel, R. Kelly, Guns N Roses, Sunny Day Real Estate, Kings of Convenience, Paul Simon, Weezer, Cyndi Lauper, !!!, Depeche Mode, Beirut, etc...

Movies:

Bloodsport, Magnolia, Last of the Mohicans, True Stories: Talking Heads, Ghostbusters, Talented Mr. Ripley, City of Lost Children, A Bronx Tale, Dogville, American Psycho, True Romance, Revenge of the Nerds, Parenthood, Clockwork Orange, Outrageous Fortune, Joe Vs. the Volcano, Freeway, Hedwig, Happiness, Valley Girl, Clue, Footloose, European Vacation, Office Space, White Oleander, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, The Last Unicorn, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Weather Man, The Princess Diaries 2, Brick, The Opening of Misty Beethoven, Superhero Movies, Cheesy Teen Comedies... anything Christopher Guest, Tim Burton, PT Anderson or John Waters, and anything that Owen Wilson, Mark Wahlberg or JCVD are in... and on and on... I don't like movies with talking animals.

Books:

Anything that Taschen publishes, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Tender Bar, Christopher Moore, Christopher Pike, Oscar Wilde short stories, Most Vonnegut, Plays by Calderon de la Barca, Biographies, Art Books, Math Books, Baby Name Books, PDR Guide to Prescription Drugs, Your Diary

Heroes:

Albert Einstein, Francis Bacon, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Morrissey, A Magician Named Gob

My Blog

dear roommates and household guests,

flush your poops.sincerely,jaci
Posted by Jaci on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

don’t drink on an empty stomach

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Posted by Jaci on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST

r.i.p. orlando

"when good fish die their goodness does not perish,but lives though they are gone. " -- euripides (sort of)
Posted by Jaci on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:23:00 PST

road rage

i was on the phone with my 4-year old niece on my way home from work today. someone cut me off on the freeway and i yelled, "fuck you, bitch!" right into the phone. nice.
Posted by Jaci on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST

my number 1 most repeated mistake...

grocery shopping when i'm hungry i haven't eaten 18 hours and it's had catastophic effects on my food buying judgement... for example: why would i buy low-fat doritos?... i don't even ever eat regul...
Posted by Jaci on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:33:00 PST

texas bound

so, i'm leaving for texas in two days i and really should be packing right now. it's only for a week, but i get real nervous about packing. i have to fly on a plane by myself, which i hate. i hope ...
Posted by Jaci on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

the best card i ever got

Posted by Jaci on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

my favorite holiday

it's spring cleaning day today! get ready, bry... it's gonna be a doozy!
Posted by Jaci on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

my sister's a psycho

jenna has threatened me under the penalty of abandonment, or as she calls it "unsisterdom", unless i write a blog telling people that she exists. she has a complex regarding my friends...
Posted by Jaci on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:30:00 PST

the results are in!

the final tally of my valentine applications has been calculated. the first, second and third place results are as follows...mandy started strong taking a quick lead with 34/40 points, but in a supri...
Posted by Jaci on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST