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carol

remember not to get hammered either, cause people who get hammered, don't get to nail.

About Me

i'm loud & i have assinine friends who i love. i love music and would love to be able to play something. i like going to shows. i want to front a carpenters cover band, is that too much to ask?
i like to make t-shirts with random stuff on them; statements, pictures... i have an obsession with volvos and my pets. more than likely if you don't see me for a while my hair will be different the next time you do. i like doing things that make me feel like there's some benefit, however minimal, to the world around me. i'm easily amused, laugh really loud and some of my friends call me macgyver. i am a danger to myself and everyone else without glasses(i have 7 pairs:5 reg, 2 sun) or contacts on.
i heart roller derby. i used to be #85-panty raid. i heart skating.
i helped to organize ladyfest bay area 2004. if you'd ever been to an event you'd most likely seen me yelling on top of a chair or jello wrestling....go figure. you know you wish you got involved.
i spend most of my time working. watch me go!!!
i'm relatively moneyless lately. i miss hanging out with friends, being silly...

My Interests

fiber arts, crafting in general, volvos, being loud, traveling, being a dork, inappropriate/offensive humor, water activities, long road trips to good times w/dear friends, running around all willy-nilly, skeeball, beer/whiskey/(gin)martinis/fresh coconut milk & vodka, freckles, strange hair phenomena, pets, dorks, queerdos, silkscreening, my pets, not being graceful,work & responsibilities eating my life, roller derby, taking pictures of myself and others.....

I'd like to meet:

nigella lawson(ho--t!), christina ricci(ho---t!),my dog if he could speak human-english and not dog(yes, he actually talks, no joke.), dead people...
(poor soul; a woman, who whatever circumstances in her life, was taught that she was worth her image, might have exploited it, but she was taught her image was her worth; and probably had the education level of an eighth grader,i don't slight her, i just hope any such death reminds us all that everyone deserves a basic foundation of the idea of love, self worth, and a decent education...)

, john malkovitch(i heard he likes to quote snoop dog off hand, and i want to hear it.),clea duvall,....
fun people who have like minds, good spirits and some kind of passion. people who have fun, aren't stupid and have open minds. nobody, i'm a hermit. tee hee.
i don't have any time any more work eats most of it, but i try, i love my friends!
people who have a pool and want to let me abuse it.

Music:

blanket statement: ALMOST ANYTHING-excluding most modern popular country; i am a media-phile; my cd collection looks like a crackhead was playing spin the bottle in amoeba; listening to on repeat:the street-hardest way to make and easy living(esp 08), essential-journey, !!!-myth takes, the blow-paper television [gimme a break my car has a 6cd changer!!!]

Movies:

say anything, breakfast club, but i'm a cheerleader, muriel's wedding, the opposite of sex,saved!, some kind of wonderful; too many more to think of ...

Television:

nigella bites, forever summer, the simpsons, strangers with candy,buffy, queer as folk (bbc only), csi(vegas), insomniac, my so-called life, get real, degrassi(both), twin peaks, what not to wear(bbc w/trinny and susanne only), project runway, latest guilty pleasure:south of nowhere(it could only get better if they said aboot)

Books:

reading really isn't my bag, sometimes it feels like my hell.........to kill a mockingbird, the great gatsby, books by joyce carol oates, nigella cook books...

Heroes:

my mom & dad, singularly & together; people who volunteer and spend time effort and energy on their community/this world.

My Blog

shits and giggles

..> http://quizfarm.com/images/1104013925London_Punks.jpg">> You scored as Punk/Rebel. ..> ..> Punk/Rebel ..> ..> 69% Drama nerd ..> ..> 56% Stoner ..> ..> 44% Geek ..> ..> 38%...
Posted by carol on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:44:00 PST

Transjobless byTali Woodward SFBG article

Imagine trying to find a job without a shred of work history. Welcome to the transgender job hunt. By Tali Woodward : [email protected] In the transgender community, to have full-time work is to be in ...
Posted by carol on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:38:00 PST

ha ha, the clove part makes me laugh!

You scored as The Quasi-Gothic Femme. You mope, you frown and you smoke cloves, but secretly you sometimes wish you could look like Gwen Stefani. The Quasi-Gothic Femme 50% The Vaginal-...
Posted by carol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST