Mikey

I'm not Mormon, but my wives are. If I offended any Mormons who might be reading this, well then, I'm sorry.... but not about the joke. I once saw a newspaper headline that read "Global warming ralley cancelled due to cold weather". I have an idea for one of those Burger King commercials with the people in the whopper costumes, I picture whopper junior being teased by his classmates for his value menu price and he defends himself by saying "I cost more when I got cheese on me"... My great uncle passed away recently, we had him cremated. I'm pretty sure that's what did it, the flames and whatnot. I have sprayed myself in the face with pepper spray (intentionally) and with black spray paint (unintentionally.... screwdriver mishap). I see weird stuff in the city where my house lives, like this dude who was brown-bagging his cheap wine, but it was boxed wine in a full size bag. Or the numerous meth enthusiasts with their missing teeth and their itchy skin and their missing skin and their itchy teeth... This one time, in Alaska, I was biking through the grizzled wilderness, or the park, I forget which, when I heard, what I assumed to be, a moose with a rifle. Turned out to be a couple of gnats copulating in my ear. I don't blame them, I have big ears, it must seem like a mansion to them compared to the average ear. I do not approve of the two plus decades of metaphoric, and sometimes literal, ass-raping the Government has perpatrated on it's flock in my lifetime... Tisk-tisk, corrupt World readers that happen to be browsing my page. I got the nickname "grapenuts" after an incident involving a cart full of wine glasses in a hotel supply room. The only thing I dig more than long-winded paragraphs is this pic....