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Robert Elbertson

Happiness, is a new set of strings.

About Me


My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/16/2007
Band Website: darkjam.com/Robert_Elbertson
Band Members: Me, two guitars, one PODXT Live and a computer.
Influences: Alcohol, Pills, Caffeine. Nicotine, Anger, Depression, Lonliness, Sorrow, Mistrust, Guilt, Weakness, and Insanity.
Sounds Like: Shit!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Cheap Vodka and Crabs

Cheap Vodka and Crabs     I met Chrissy sometime in the late spring of '92.  She was cute little blonde from Delaware, who was going to school to be an RN.  We were introduce...
Posted by Robert Elbertson on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:24:00 PST

The Dildo Wielding Karate Beast (Part 3)

The Ongoing Conversation Between Myself  and Roger "So where would you like to go?" I said. "Montana." He replied. "Montana?" "What the fuck is in Montana?" "Wide open spaces, considering what I...
Posted by Robert Elbertson on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:32:00 PST

The Dildo Wielding Karate Beast (Part Two)

Part Two     A week later I am driving my girlfriend's car to Maine to hang out with the she-beast.  Why on earth would I drive almost 900 miles to have sex with a woman who was le...
Posted by Robert Elbertson on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:06:00 PST

The Dildo Wielding Karate Beast

    It was the Halloween of ’93 I had just go back together with a girl that I had broken up with before the summer.  It was Halloween and Valerie was in Philadelph...
Posted by Robert Elbertson on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:47:00 PST