I.Make.Passes.At.Girls.Wit.Fat.Asses.

About Me

just turned 32. a father to a beautiful 8 year old daughter. bartender.cook. tattooed. pierced. smokes too much. procrastanator. bad speller.

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My Interests

tattoos. piercings. whiskey. beer. jager. vicidine. hydrocodone. oxycodone. girls. girls w/ghetto booties. fucking. fighting. porn. music. going to shows. betty page. movies. pin ups. serial killas. pimps. hookers. junkies. boiled peanuts. chain smoking.

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I'd like to meet:

mike ness. (got to meet him at the last show they played here)

Music:

social distortion. revrend horton heat. bad religion. ramones. pantara. jay z. ol dirty bastard. johnny cash. clutch. propaine. hankIII. throwrag. motorhead. tsol. fear. youth brigade. minor threat. g.g. allen. tiger army. hatebreed. shadows fall. deftones. dropkick murphys.

Movies:

reservior dogs. scarface. taxidriver. good fellas. pulp fiction. joe dirt. full metal jacket. raging bull. super troopers. napolean dynomite. cape fear. jackie brown. natural born killers. a clockwork orange. blow. snatch. american history x. the shining. godfather 1&2. king of new york. suicide kings. kill bill 1&2. house of a thousand corpses. the devils rejects. employee of the month. something bout marry. another state of mind. shawn of the dead.

Books:

howard stern's private parts and miss america. jenna jamison's how to make love like a porn star

My Blog

Out like a trout, im deleting my page.............

i made this page almost 3 years ago and just put basic info down and was gonna put more later. most of it was all inside jokes/stuff with friends and now im getting too much shit about it. it wa...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

its been a while......

thanks to all of ya that wished me happy birthday. it sucked like they usually do. but its all good im used to that on hollidays. i was thinking bout it and i really havent gotten a present in a...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:18:00 PST

questionaire, play along and fill it out for me.......

take a couple mins and fill this out for me. i know your bored and just wasting time anyways. thanks your the best jody Answer these questions:1. why are into me?2. what makes me different than anyone...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:24:00 PST

if your not dreaming, your just sleeping homeboy...

"Making Believe"Making believe,That you still love me.It's leaving meAlone and so blue.I'll always dream, but I'll never own you.Making believe,Is all I can do.I can't hold you close,Darling when you'...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:41:00 PST

absince makes the heart grow fonder.........fuck that

i dont know whats up with me lately. ive been feeling shitty and depressed all week. been feeling all lonely and shit and thats not like me. theres alot of shit in my life im missing right now, not ev...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:36:00 PST

sugar mama app, fill it out and ill love ya long time....

sugar mama aplication form 1. how old are you? 2. what is your income? 3. do you have kids? 4. What kind of car do you drive? 5. are you pet friendly? 6. do you smoke or drink? 7. do you rent or are...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:51:00 PST

kit kats aer the shit, and i wanna bone martha.....

wtf am i doing awake this early you ask? well i couldnt sleep last night cause of issuses im having, then i cracked a fucking tooth and its killing me. i think my back teeth's experation date is...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:32:00 PST

trying to kick, feeling like shit..........

Making believe,That you still love me.It's leaving meAlone and so blue.I'll always dream, but I'll never own you.Making believe,Is all I can do.I can't hold you close,Darling when you're not near me.Y...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:40:00 PST

random...........

im way drunk and tired im tired of drama i love laguna beach i soo love my ex and cant tell her but shes gonna read this at closing time i kicked every1 outta the bar in napolian dynomite quotes im go...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:01:00 PST

play along...........

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you/will you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me if you were really drunk? How about sober?6. Give me a nickname but don't explai...
Posted by I Make Passes At Girls Wit Fat Asses on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 11:22:00 PST