The Great Pretender profile picture

The Great Pretender

chrisisalreadydead

About Me

If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you the silent reproach Of a million tear stained eyes Don't be surprised, when a crack in the ice Appears under your feet You slip out of your depth and out of your mind With your fear flowing out behind you As you claw the thin ice ..FeedYourInsanity coming soon
.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

You my babies.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody.I'm just a miserable fuck.

Music:

hmmm....Nirvana, See Thru,Avenged Sevenfold,Mudhoney,Bad Religion,the Germs,Korn, AFI, Foo Fighters,The Cure, Bush, Muse,Guns N' Roses, Screaming Trees, CKY, Soundgarden,Ben Kweller,Ben Folds Five,Pearl Jam,Suicidal Tendancies,The Rasmus, Mr.Bungle,Obscured By Light. lookseriouslyifyouwanttotalktochristhengotomyfriendslistandf indpickletonthankyouall.Willwidth="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

anything i'm watching with my two favorite people...

Television:

who the fuck cares?

Books:

who the fuck cares

Heroes:

Eddie Ashe,everyone else is very much dead.

My Blog

drugs,loneliness,love,death,God,and music

She burned a hole,in my soul,i'll never sleep alone.She took my breath,away,I took away her life,hallelujah,bid farewell,I bid farewell (Eddie Ashe)   Hmmm.What is there to all this nonsense.I'm ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST

Are we having fun yet?(The ballad of Joeseph Prieto)

.Hey.God.whats going on up there,I don't know if you noticed but this just isn't cool.Not that you haven't been great to me the last 21 years,but 2007 sucks.I'm kinda wondering why I had to be replace...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:17:00 PST

YOU!!!!

there's a place where everyone can be happyit's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' worldit's made of candy canes and planesand bright, red choo choo trainsand the meanest little boysmost ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:16:00 PST

the girl who cried im not a whore

up yours Jimses.You slut ass trick.Everybody has had a piece of your girl ass.You're a girl Jimses.Start acting like one and wear that dress I like.You bitch ass,punk ass retard ass,ass ass,penis ass,...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

eat shit and live jimses

Go fuck yourself Jimses.You really think I care what you think?Look at me,I air out my dirty laundry on the internet because i'm Jimses.What about the way you eat apples Jimses.And the way you make mi...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:46:00 PST

Jimses kinda rhymes with prick

Everyone knows your deepest ,darkest secrets.The anonymous sex with Leprachauns you barely know,how you need air and food to live,and how you sell your body for money to buy prostitutes.You fucking wo...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:20:00 PST

Jimses is not love

I already got csncer douche nugget,on top of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia.Get your facts straight you tyrannic ass.You think everything floats around you,like your the bees knees.How about you p...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST

When zombies attack

I know they're coming,more than likely soon.Assuming i'm around when they rise,I assure i'll be ready.It doesn't matter that my health is declining  at a rapid rate.I'll be sitting with a rifle a...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

its ok my babies

Nostalgia currently describes a longing for the past, often idealized and unrealistic("In depression this faith in deliverance, in ultimate restoration, is absent. The pain is unrelenting, and what ma...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST

please don't take my sunshine away.............

The other night dearAs I lay sleepingI dreamed I held you in my armsWhen I awoke, dearI was mistakenSo I hung my head and I cried.You are my sunshineMy only sunshineYou make me happyWhen skies are gra...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:24:00 PST