for some very interesting lies rob has been spreading about me
claiming that he has my password
and has seen ungodly things on my myspace,
i, kayla, have taken over his account.
see thats whats different about claiming to have someones pasword and actually having it.
i can fuck you up
and you cant touch me.
neat isn't it?
=]
anyway,
having robs password over the last few months has been a blasty blast
and my friends and i have spent countless hours reading through his creepy emails to the fat chicks on the personals adds.
but there comes a time when you have to decide if you're going to use what you have been given.
after weighing my options for about 5 seconds i decided it was high time you all got a taste of who rob actually is.
by which of course i mean a lying, backstabbing, womanizing, sex fiend who would be happy to turn on his closest friend for a chance to get in to some chicks pants.
the following is the most enjoyable email i have ever read.
and remember kids,
if you fuck with me i'll do it right back and i'll do it
in worse ways then you could possibly imagine.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Dance of Winter Breath on Sky
Date: Dec 16 2006 11:49 PM
you just left my place. :( (Unhappy Rob face.
So yeah, uh, next time we hang out, *very soon*, if there is no one home, I'll give you a big present. Here's a hint: You're always touching him and he's located in my jeans. haha.
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Or, if we can't do it cause people are here, I could always lock the theatre door and the doggie style dry humping could commence. haha. That was hot last time.
(Can you tell I'm very horny? ;))
And I know you don;t like recieving oral, but, uh, if I could get some, that would be great. hahaha.
Anyhow, I'm rambling. again. Thanks for hanging out tonight and I'll talk to you soon.
<3
sincerely
-kayla
