The joker puts it the best. |
"Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness,
before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes!
I give you: the average man! Physically unremarkable, i... Posted by on Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:26:00 GMT |
I walk through the valley with my head hung low |
I learned kindness from the unkind, good from the evil, Piousness from the wicked, and love from the hateful. I've learned to share from the greedy, I've learned patience from the impatient, I've lear... Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:16:00 GMT |
I’m not voting for Barack Obama because he’s black. |
I'm also not voting for John McCain because he's white. I feel like the president of America should transcend human race... So I'm voting for Mickey Mouse. He is t... Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:53:00 GMT |
I hate humanity TRILOGY: Principal A! |
Hey y'all, This blog is me venting! But it's also meant to make you think and stuff! Let's go! I have learned that the human race operates on three basic principles... Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:31:00 GMT |
I’m feelin this new motto. |
Alright, so I've been listening to an almost unbearable amount of Sage Francis and other assorted underground hip-hop groups and that reinvented my standard for modern music. I'm tired of hearing the ... Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:32:00 GMT |
Dear God... |
I was just staring blankly into my computer screen when the phrase, "Give peace a chance" just popped into my head. I instantly began to meditate on the expression and realized how ridiculous of a phi... Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:13:00 GMT |
I look like robert plant... haha |
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Give my regards to your family on 9-11. Cunt. |
Whoever premeditated the assult on 12,000 people... I won't argue. Why, I also won't argue. But one thing that has pissed me off since 9-11-2002, the year after, Has been the lack of reverence regard... Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:02:00 GMT |
Chris is a cunt. |
How about your cat Chris? Remember when you tried to eat a full salmon and couldn't do it? You thought I wouldn't remember but you never get enough FUCKING SALMON! You piece of shit I hope you choke o... Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:56:00 GMT |
Fucking Chris man... |
Seriously.. talk about a waste of life. I can't stand the fact you don't have a wireless Xbox 360 controller. You're seriously the dumbest person I've ever met. "Look at me! I'm attatched to my ... Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:38:00 GMT |