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Diojii

About Me

My name is Diojii, (which I like much better than Liberty, that's what they were calling me at the shelter before I was "rescued by Kit and Billy Aaron.) I like sniffing crotches...I highly recommend Matt Bozeman for a good crotch sniff, there's always something going on there. And I know four tricks, which I can do simultaneously if someone dangles a treat in front of me.

My Interests

Shitting in the yard, peeing too. Eating food. Barking at the neighborhood kids and their shopping carts. The usual.

I'd like to meet:

Milla Jovovich, I just think that her crotch would smell fantastic!

Music:

I love that song, what did Kit tell me it was? Oh yeah, Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction...except I only like the part at the beginning with the dogs barking. That shit gets me everytime, yo! Oh and I was very interested in the Barton Fink soundtrack that Kit put in the other night. I swear, everytime a bell chimes I just have to turn my head and go "huh?"

Movies:

Sorry, my eyesight ain't so good in 3-D.

Television:

These poor bastards I live with don't have TV! They can barely keep food in my bowl! Please!

Books:

I like to read the back of my dog food bag. Girl has to watch her figure!

Heroes:

McGruff, the crime dog. I mean, I can barely keep a thought in my head for five seconds, let alone single-handedly track down a drug ring!

My Blog

Is anyone else scared of flashy things?

The other day Sean, Kit, and Dee followed me around the house with this square rectangle object.  They kept trying to get me to stay still, while this fucking object flashed bright light in my fa...
Posted by Diojii on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:01:00 PST