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The Man Who Sold The World

Laughing is easy, I would if I could...

About Me

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs. There is an idea of a Shawn Shelpman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

My Interests

Playing Drums/Rocking out Dio style, Hockey, Video Games, Watching movies, Listening to music, Just kicking it...You've seen enough...

I'd like to meet:

It would require a time machine,but Layne Staley, Randy Rhoades, Kurt Cobain, a very strung out Scott Weiland, and I guess thats it for now...

Music:

The Offspring, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice In Chains, Weezer, Toadies, Black Sabbath, Guns N Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blink 182, Nirvana, The Vandals, The Killers, Smashing Pumpkins, Motley Crue, Alien Antfarm, Dio, Grandaddy, Local H, cKy, Queens of the Stoneage, Spinal Tap, System of a Down, Sublime, WolfMother, John Frusciante

Movies:

Star Wars, Dawn of the Dead(78), Halloween, Cruel Intentions, Batman, American History X, Crash, Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Clerks, American Psycho, Napoleon Dynamite, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Nighthawks, T2 Judgement Day, The Outsiders, Jackass the Movie, Orgazmo, The Desperado Trilogy, Class of 1984, The Crazies, The Warriors, Spiderman, Escape from New York/LA, The Toxic Avenger, Sleepaway Camp, Cabin Fever, Hostel, Waiting, Thank you for Smoking...and a shitload more

Television:

Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Family Guy, The Simpsons, TV Funhouse, The Daily Show, My Name Is Earl, South Park, Clerks (Cartoon) Spawn, Scrubs

Books:

Scar Tissue By: Anthony Kiedis,Battle Royale,Bruce Campbells If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor,Make Love! The Bruce Campbell WayAll Bret Easton Ellis Books ie: American Psycho, Less Than Zero, The Rules of Attraction etc...

Heroes:

Patrick Bateman, Flea, Steve Buscemi, The Baseball Furies, Norman Bates, Michael Myers, TC, The Janitor from Scrubs