Hey, its me, TC. Many people think I died in the terrible tragedy up at that infamous sleepaway camp. But it just aint true.I like rollin out in my TBird and pickin up bitches, I like being a total badass and I chew only Green Gum! In my recreational time I'm a Camp Counseler that jus don' give a fuck...and I'm a total HardAss
So I got bored and decided to look myself up in the Encyclopedia. I copied some of the entries into here. I couldnt fit them all of course because one entire volume was about me. But here are some of what the encyclopedia feels are some of the most important facts about myself
1. TC played Lead guitar for Eddie Money and wrote all of his songs
2. TC's earlier music was so good, it killed people. The black plague was caused by TC hitting a whalebone with a stick. The beat he created would later become the well known drum beat of "Cum on Feel the Noize" by Quiet Riot.
3. Incidently, the title of the previously named song came about because when TC has an orgasm, the cum shooting out is actually audible. It makes the same sound his Thunderbird does when switching gears.
4. TC stands for Ted Christ. He's the child God looks at as "the one that didnt fail".
5. Other then his Thunderbird, TC's main mode of transportation is a motorcycle. This motorcycle is actually his penis. He simply shifts the two balls infront of one another and holds onto his dick.
6. He often plays blackjack with Powers Booth because he "really digs his name"
7. Accidently caused the holocaust, when his one gospel album proclaimed to "Fill all the pews". Hitler misheard the lyrics, and the rest is history
8. TC was so upset over accidently causing the holocaust, he went into a depression. This is what is referred to as "The Great Depression".
9. TC onced roll a joint so big, that the ensuing munchies he got was the real reason the dinosaurs became extinct.
10. TC is so strong, he once carried himself from a burning building.
11. TC has never run out of staples. Ever.
12. TC has memorized every number of Pi.
13.Sheep used to count TC's when they needed to get to sleep, until they found out he eats lamb chops every night.
Heres a video from my latest public appearence. Of course the crowd didnt want to leave after it was over, so I had to show them how I handle shit TC style. I was almost late for my appointment at the GYM, so I had to bust out. One of the guys broke his neck, and afterwards asked me to sign his wheelchair "Property of TC". I did it, then took the wheelchair becuase NOBODY steals from TC. Bitch.
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