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lajos

if doctors are so right, why am i still alive

About Me


You Belong in Sacramento
You're a little too down to earth to be considered a true Californian...
But you still too weird to fit in anywhere else!
With it's diversity and cultural opportunities, Sacramento is just enough California for you. Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination?
Your Vocabulary Score: A+
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Are Totally Addicted to Gossip
You love gossip - even when it's about you.
You're up on the latest news about your friends and celebrities.
In fact, people know to turn to you when they need the scoop.
You don't feel bad about dishing the dirt. If you don't want to be talked about - don't live it! Are You Addicted to Gossip? ....

My Interests

Drinking beer; starting fights; meeting women; listening to Hungarian folk music, a timeless classic enjoyed by all
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are Oscar the Grouch
Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism.

You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last.

You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part.

How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like! The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Janice Dickinson, who, thankfully, has the courage to not only proclaim herself the world's first supermodel, but, more importantly, keeps the modeling world upright and honest. god bless you, janice dickinson. you are my idol.
What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You
You are a very considerate person, but that doesn't mean you let people walk all over you.

You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style.

You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it.

In relationships, you tend to take care of your needs first. You can only be with someone who's as independent as you are. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You? ..tr You Are 74% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You? ..tabletable width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Russian Name Is...
Fadeaushka Czar Morozov What's Your Russian Name? Question: how dorky are you? you are an uber-dork if you can identify all the things wrong with this name; and jelly, dont answer--you live with those filthy aisatic bastards the world calls russians

Music:

ivy; grandaddy; earlimart; and mojave 3
You Are 63% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?

Movies:

Calling all Quakers; Let's Save Tony Orlando's House; Please, Kevin, Not in the Face, which proved, once and for all, that Valerie Bertinelli was made for Lifetime, or, as I affectionately call it, the greatest television network of all time.

Television:

"The 700 Club"; I Can't Believe They Invented That!; and, i'm not shitting you, "Bones"...hello, hot, skinny, smart chicks.

Books:

why read when there is fox news???
You Are Balanced - Believer - Powerful
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.
You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.
Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.
Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.

You are a true believer in luck, fate, and karma.
You believe that life is a game of chance - not a game of skill.
You either consider yourself very unlucky or very lucky.
No matter what, you don't feel like you can change the hand you were dealt.

When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.
Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.
You don't care much about what others think.
But they better care what you think! The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

Heroes:

Richard Simmons, Geraldo Rivera, Maury Povich--The Axis of Righteousness
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?