Alex

Born aboard the pirate ship Garrrrrr-field, at an early age I quickly learned the importance of burying my most precious possessions in the sand. Forced to walk the plank for misunderstanding "poop-deck" I arrived at the Magical Island of Flying Penguins. It was there that I was adopted by the ninja inhabitants who developed all of my current Awesome skills. The mascot of the ninja tribe was a talking goat who became mad with rage and jeolousy because of my kunk fu fighting fists of fury. With some Rad tom-foolery and a bag of magic beans I was framed for stealing flight from the penguins, who were so pissed that they moved to antartica where they are currently known to live. Exiled from the magical island of Formerly flying penguins I set course for America where I am currently King of the Koala Bears.