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About Me

i've got one tenacious sweet tooth that spoils it for the rest of 'em. his name is todd, and let me assure you, he is a fucking pest. "gimme gimme sugah!!" he protests with much authority. todd has actually punched me in the eye before. two tuesdays ago I stood up for myself. i said, "no, todd. not today. you will have no sugar." so he fucking uprooted and pranced giddily towards my right eye. after a quick yoink n' poke, he somehow managed to grow a fist for just long enough to give me a good hook. i screamed at him, quite manically actually. but before i could retaliate, he was snuggled back home, inside my mouth near the uppper left molars. i could imagine him, sitting there all smug and delighted, and it made me sick. and if there's anything worse than being sick from sugar, it's being sick from a tooth addicted to it. damn that exteriorly located bone! hear that, todd! i HATE you.

My Interests

design. interior spaces especially. birds. fresh pineapple. crafting. correspondence via snail mail. clay. color. texture. movies. foreign movies. travel. climbing. music. shows. taking walks. hazel jewelry. flowers, any and all. not so much carnations. but orchids. my god, orchids! recreational substance abuse. fiction. sketching. dinner parties. dance dance dancing! lounging in the sun. squirrels. english translations of japanese descriptions by the japanese in japan. dry humor. wonderfully smelling concoctions mixed by caitlyn. awkward moments involving strangers. vanilla milkshakes. fresh art supplies. gift wrapping.

I'd like to meet:

some inanimate object come to life. preferably my hot pink woolish type kitten thing.

Music:

at the moment: MGMT, datarock, trentmoller, snowden

Movies:

amelie. eternal sunshine of a spotless mind. city of god. big lebowski. mermaids. pulp fiction.

Television:

i don't watch television. even if i had the bunny ears to do so. i do however, very much enjoy the sex and the city. and planet earth.

Books:

at the moment: david sedaris. ernest hemingway. tom robbins.

Heroes:

any one that says "i'm going to do this: (insert interesting activity/goal/whatevs here)" and then does. do it. cheesy, but oh so very true.

My Blog

*the just of it

One hand full of pastry puff, the other, AHEM. full of pastry puff& Pastry puff full of creamy delightfulness, creamy delightfulness full of sugar dusted raspberries. And one might think t...
Posted by jennyrice on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST

the future's in my fingers, or maybe, the future of my fingers?

the slowest hour of my life just passed by. it snuck away in the sun, through the mud, in a borrowed chair, by myself. and i swear the walk was longer! i was monitoring the time with music, wasn't ...
Posted by jennyrice on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:13:00 PST

it's bing crosby and bill cosby.

firstly, the jello, correction, Jell-O, as in the brand, not the band, but cosby endorsed, is much better tasting when purchased and peeled cup by cup as opposed to boiling and cooling from the pot.(o...
Posted by jennyrice on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:53:00 PST

together let's love and hate the rhyme not intended, shall we?

i just woke up. feel groggy. had eggs. lojo bought some eggs and bread. i first had bread. laying in bed. it was a crumb-free experience because the bread was so fresh. but even if it weren't, i...
Posted by jennyrice on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:19:00 PST

bioaire .BH3930-U

a most important discovery has welcomed itself into the nuzzle of my very existance. two feet fat and three feet skinny;my new best mate stands inanimate to most. its poorly manufactured ass protudes...
Posted by jennyrice on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST

ha ha

maybe one day i'll be able to type out a laugh. what a funny thing to try and convey with text. and a very limited amount of text, too. i don't believe i have any L's or N's of Z's in my laughs. (w...
Posted by jennyrice on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

watch out

I like to kick rocks. I'm a rock-kicker. This activity imparts great pleasure upon my everyday strolling, which I do quite often. The overall joy I get from the kicking of rocks depends on the size ...
Posted by jennyrice on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:50:00 PST