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R.J.

By the power of Grayskull!

About Me

"I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes, I want to kill myself"
I just turned 24 and I'm taking some time off before what is most likely going to end up being Dental school. I recently graduated from Loyola University...and by recently I mean in 2003. I double majored in Psychology and in Classical Studies, from the Honors program, cum laude...and now I work at Walgreens. Thanks grandpa. I hate my job and the people I am surrounded by... not my coworkers, I love them, and would have quit years ago if not for them, I mean the customers....better known as "the white trash pieces of dog shit who aren't fit to wipe my ass after I've had cheese and some laxatives" and that's about all the patience I have in describing my job. .. width="425" height="350" .. Sorry that I like Jessica Simpson. Don't hate me cuz you ain't me.
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My Interests

I'll warn you now that this is going to be a cliche. I like working out, friends, meeting new people, and lately studying. Don't hold it against me.

Music:

Considering I've only had "it's fun" in this field for the last 2 years I figured it's time to update it. I have enjoyed or currently enjoy: The Cure, The Replacements, Goo Goo Dolls, Third Eye Blind, Filter, Brian W. Spencer, 10,000 Maniacs/Natalie Merchant, The Clash, J-pop (shh!), Siouxsie and the Banshees, Liz Phair, Black Lab, Leona Naess, Better than Ezra, Sister Hazel, Jamiroquai, Johnny Lang, Live, Matthew Sweet, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, The Offspring, Pete Yorn, U2 between 1984 and 1990 and between 1998 and 2001, The All-American Rejects, Gin Blossoms, Smashmouth, Sneakerpimps, Rob Zombie, REM. I find I am mostly into the adult contemporary singer songwriter genre....and once again Brian W. Spencer. P.S. Brian: Midnight, New Years' Eve, 2003 . I *hate* it when people my age list things like "The Beatles" or "The Who"...or any other band which was largely singing in response to the social change of um...a time 4 decades before your births. You weren't there. "Exile on Main Street" by the Rolling Stones means nothing to you. Stop faking it. You wouldn't fake an orgasm.

Movies:

I can never answer these questions when I have to think about them... I guess Go, The Rules of Attraction, The Neverending Story, "the one with Jodie and that girl in a well," D.E.B.s, any James Bond movie, Casino, ANY of the slough of teen-oriented Shakespeare-takeoff late 90s movies like 10 Things I Hate About you, She's All That, Can't Hardly Wait...um.. Clueless, Jawbreaker, Sixteen Candles, 200 Cigarettes, Reality Bites, Empire Records, The People Vs. Larry Flint, um I feel a little embarassed I just mentioned two Courtney Love movies, Kiss the Girls, Muppets take Manhattan, Mannequin, The Sweetest Thing, You Were Never Lovelier, The Fifth Element, Platoon, A Clockwork Orange

Television:

Any incarnation of Degrassi, Ducktales, Cheap Seats, The Nanny...I could barely type that with a straight face, Frasier, Will and Grace, Let's Make a Deal, Las Vegas, The Discovery Channel.. (shhhh) I'm totally a Trekkie too

Books:

Lately it's been my trusty Kaplan review books. That's ...about all I have the time for. Before I decided to sacrifice my life in the pursuit of looking in people's mouths, I enjoyed The Adventures of Augie March, Tom Jones, Gulliver's Travels, The Taming of the Shrew, King Lear, any of the Greek comedies or tragedies by Aristophanes, Euripides, or Aeschylus (shut up), the Satyricon, The Myth of Sisyphus, Invisible Man, Hiroshima or anything else by John Hershey, Slaughterhouse Five, The Age of Reason, the ENTIRE Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire series, The Phantoom Tollbooth, The Iliad and Odyssey, The Epic of Gilgamesh, City of God, St. Augustine's Confessions, Siddhartha. There's like two hundred more but I'm too tired to think of them.

Heroes:

The Tsunami of 2004 and Hurricane Andrew are two personal idols.

My Blog

I want fat, ugly fucks to stay away from my boyfriend

um..I feel my subject header explains it all. Look at me. Now look in a mirror. I think he's happy with his choice. Besides, do you know how hard it is to get your trash-stink out of my 750 threa...
Posted by R.J. on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST

Fuck you

     Okay, sorry I didn't make it to the Gay Pride parade. I'm sorry that I feel I have more in common with heterosexual success stories than homosexual failures. I'm sorry that apparen...
Posted by R.J. on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:10:00 PST

My birthday

It's on monday. If you haven't called me by then to wish me a happy birthday, then delete my number from your phone because you're officially dead to me. I'm not kidding.K thanks!
Posted by R.J. on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:30:00 PST

2 weeks :)

    well I never really let myself get happy about anything, or too excited, but I'm going to assume  my grandma is in the clear, and I am allowed to become excited about leaving f...
Posted by R.J. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

To singles on dating services

On my way home from class, which I left an hour early as a Valentine's day present to myself, I was listening to 101.9 the Mix, and they had singles who had uploaded their profile to WTMX's website on...
Posted by R.J. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

To the man whose collar matches the color of his car

Yes, to the dirty fuckstain in a blue corvette, this letter is to you. If you were driving eastboard on 135th today immediately past Southwest highway, I want to thank you for the wide array of factor...
Posted by R.J. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

Go Colts

 I don't actually know anything about the Colts, but all I know is I hate the Bears, and I hate Bears Fans. The overwhelming majority of them smell and are disgusting. They come into my work smel...
Posted by R.J. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:23:00 PST

Why I hate my gym

This is why I hate Lifetime Fitness. I'll just post the schedule of people who go there, and I'm sure the reasons become self-evident.8 am - 10 am: This doesn't really apply to me, as I refuse to func...
Posted by R.J. on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

Britney Spears' pussy!

http://www.fleshbot.com/photogallery/britneyspearsupskirtmed I wasn't kidding. I needed an attention grabbing headline. It just happened to actually be real. I love the "stretched out and shot-to-hell...
Posted by R.J. on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:31:00 PST

Imogen Heap is stupid; Hayden Christiansen is ugly; Get over Matthew Shepard

Basically as the subject heading says. Imogen's music sucks, so does Goldfrapp. Don't talk to me if you like either. I'm tired of hearing people who think "Because it's different, it's good," or speci...
Posted by R.J. on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:01:00 PST