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David

Probably the coolest person you'll ever meet, ever

About Me



" Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it let tha hoes that I usta know from way before kiss me from my head to my toe give me a paper and a pen so I can write about my life of sin a couple bottles of Gin incase I don't get in tell all my people i'm a Ridah nobody cries when we die we outlaws let me ride"

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My Interests

Watching sporting events, participating in sporting events, playing fantasy sports, watching bad movies, watching good movies, Delta Sigma Pi, listening to some fly jams, shmoozing, politics, arguing/debating, bar hopping with Sam, Fetish clubs, Mashed Potatoes, butt massages, green tea, masturbating... you know

I'd like to meet:

2Pac (RIP), Thomas Jefferson, Theo Epstein, Marc Cuban, Owen Wilson... I'd also like to meet some cool people who share some interests, someone who I can joke around with, hang out ya know... whatever...

Movies:

Zoolander, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Blade, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Jerry Maguire, Lord of the Rings, The Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, Memento, Silence of the Lambs, Pulp Fiction, Ducktails the Movie, How High, The Princess Bride, Wet Hot American Summer, Old School, Indiana Jones, Con Air, Cop and a half

Television:

24, Baseball Tonight, Family Guy, South Park, My Brother and Me, Smart Guy, Boy Meets World, Kim Possible, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Entourage, Da Ali G Show

Books:

Moneyball, Al Franken books, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, I read mostly Non-Fiction though.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: Jan. 10
Birthplace: Pittsburgh
Current Location: Back in Pittsburgh
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Jewish, Sephardic
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance 690s
Your Weakness: None
Your Fears: None
Your Perfect Pizza: Mineos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a really high paying job in sports marketing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: word
Thoughts First Waking Up: How did we meet again?
Your Best Physical Feature: Penis
Your Bedtime: N/A
Your Most Missed Memory: The Shows "My Brother and Me" and "Smart Guy"... Bring em back!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: never
Do you Sing: I rap
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: a little bit too much (and believe is spelled wrong in this question)
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think... I know I am
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: nope
Do you play an Instrument: Trombone, Piano...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: some
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but ive broken a few hearts
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes actually
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: sort of
Ever been called a Tease: yes, a lot, which is funny because Im a whore
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: thats a morbid question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a gas station man
What country would you most like to Visit: Israel
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: shorter than me
Weight: depends on how you carry yourself... not sloppy
Best Clothing Style: who the fuck cares
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just 1, and is it even considered a drug?
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 27
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Heroes:

Marc Cuban, Theo Epstein

My Blog

Transferred

I figured it would happen eventually... but I didn't think it would be right now and to New Kensington... So I am no longer driving to the south hills anymore, I am now trekking out to New Kensington....
Posted by David on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:55:00 PST