I've been publishing on the web since like 1998, back before everything and everyone and ya'll better recognize. There was a time when everybody thought i was wasting my time for logging hours putting my life out on the web and reading about people I'd never meet... and these are the same people who now live on MySpace and Friendster and share mad Flickr photos and broadcast their trendy music playlists and blog daily about cheese sammiches.
So, I just wanted to say... I told you so, fuckers! I started early because I understood something, and that's early-adopter hipster capital I earned fair and square, and I intend to spend it. Soon.
Oh, and all those people I'd never meet? I met them. And they got me love, jobs, money, more friends, travel oppurtunities, and a wife. SO RECOGNIZE: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH. I DEMAND THAT YOU GIMME PROPS I'M SO AWESOME.
Still Standing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z66b-DJS8ug