Some say MC Copulation wasn't born by traditional means; legend has it that he was found inside a pumpkin, next to a bouquet of railroad spikes and clutching a single rose. He has only ever lost one fight, which was to the Sun itself, after which he was in intensive care for three months, and could only take in nutrients by having them misted on his right eye. When he got out of the hospital, one of his legs had to be artificially shortened, but he could see five minutes into the future.
Also, he can rap about butts.
