Mavs, Mets, Cowboys |
I made a bet with a friend that if the Cowboys didnt make it to the SuperBowl I would hang a Jeff Gordon poster over my bed and kiss it good night for a year. I made this because after my Mavericks, t...
Posted by Mr. Rory Pancakes on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:16:00 PST |
Why US Airways can suck it |
?Well, here I am charging my phone, taking my medication, and listening to my IPOD...oh wait, Im not doing any of that becasue US Fuckways lost my baggage. On a flight I was never on. Yes, I know...ne...
Posted by Mr. Rory Pancakes on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST |
Transcript of recent visit to Duane Reade |
Scene> Int: Duane Read line. Our hero is standing behind the oldest woman in the universe. She is clutching a small change purse in one hand, and a bag of jolly ranchers, and a magazine in the other ....
Posted by Mr. Rory Pancakes on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST |
Damn You Nu Shooz! |
Last night i had dreams. Like we do. When we sleep. But mine had a theme song running thru damn near all of them. Ive gained super powers and am flying over the Golden Gate Bridge to save a man dresse...
Posted by Mr. Rory Pancakes on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:37:00 PST |
My DoorFish |
Moving to New York, i always wanted to live in a building with a doorman named Charlie, so I could pretend I was in a 1950s movie and have conversations like this.
RORY: Good Morning Charlie. Off to ...
Posted by Mr. Rory Pancakes on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:38:00 PST |
The Meaning of Life |
1life Pronunciation: 'lIfFunction: nounInflected Form(s): plural lives /'lIvz/Etymology: Middle English lif, from Old English lIf; akin to Old English libban to live -- more at LIVE1 a : the quality ...
Posted by Mr. Rory Pancakes on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:33:00 PST |
Jesus Christ... |
Well, hello. If you are reading this, I am either dead, and you are a cop trying to find out who did this to me, or you are bored out of your mind at some dead end job, wishing you would have st...
Posted by Mr. Rory Pancakes on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:55:00 PST |
