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HATCHETFACE

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About Me

My daddy was a mod. My mommy was like a 70's film star. My brother has a three foot convertible* afro and my dog knows how to treat the ladies.

I make this family look bad. And, by bad I mean the bad bad. Not the good bad. Otherwise this paragraph wouldn't have come into existence.

In summary:
I'm a SQUARE. And, I think it's hip. Deal with it.

*Convertible afro? Say what? His hair is actually a jewfro that has to be coaxed into being an afro after several minutes of beckoning and playing "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye followed by a nice healthy does of Klezmer-metal.**

**Klezmer-metal: say what? It doesn't exist. But, when it DOES. Someone give me a heads up.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Here they are.

Music:


Don't bother.

Movies:

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Audition, Shaun of the Dead, Amores Perros, The Mask, Sky High, The Nightmare Before Christmas, An Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge, Stay, Wicker Park, Little Otik, The Pick of Destiny, Pleasantville, Beetlejuice, The Wild One, Devdas, May, Rock-a-Doodle, Back to the Future, Pan's Labyrinth, Criminal

Television:



Books:

HARRY Fxckin' POTTER!

THE RATED NC-17 VERSION, MOTHERFxCKER!

Haha. Just kidding. There isn't one..and I probably wouldn't read it anyways.

But I do LOVE the series.

I've read so many books in my life, I've read by so many dim lights, I've read so many damn lies that I don't even remember which are my favourites and which have damaged my eyes. I've read so many books in my lifetime, and for what? Nothing to show, nothing to mention. :(Catcher in the RyeThe 16th RoundThe AlienistInterview With A VampireBeowulf.A Seperate Peace.WOE IS I.Wolf Rider.Interpreter of Maladies.CORALINE ♥And other shit that I don't remember.

Heroes:

Monty Python The Yardbirds Noel Fielding Catherine O'Hara The Lonely Island Cillian Murphy Jessica Rabbit Simon Amstell Kings of Leon Stella Damon Albarn Professor Longhair The Zombies Julie London...and others...Not really heroes, but you know what I mean.

My Blog

_Everybody Dance!_

I don't think I've ever felt more embarassed in my short 19 years of life as I have today 8:30 to 9:30 of the PM.It started with my mother urging me to participate in the Hip Hop Aerobics class the gy...
Posted by HATCHETFACE on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST

_I've never_

...been to Chuck E. Cheese's.   Someone take me .
Posted by HATCHETFACE on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:39:00 PST

_Interesting_

In your name, the letters hold a certain uh..hrm. Characteristic, supposedly. And this is what they mean:A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.B - You are always cautious when...
Posted by HATCHETFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Fobulous...Yes you heard me.

Linda is FOBULOUS! What are you? Well kids: Young Asians in America come in many forms. Below are the major categories. Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be ...
Posted by HATCHETFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST


i'd feel all pretty inside if you filled this out (© ????)

i'd feel all pretty inside if you filled this out (© ????) 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Giv...
Posted by HATCHETFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST