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LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian

(VAGINA)Very Angry Girls Inducing Narcotic Agents!

About Me


"(BLACK) Belittled Lacking Agriculturally Challenged Kids!"
Mean People SUCK!
(HOMO) Hitler Obliterated My Ovules!?!
"ASK LEO IS BACK FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!" At Amazon
Or Go to Authorhouse.com and type my name
Hey, it's Leo K. And from now on... if you see the color of the ice-cream background change... it means that something on my site is different.
For Bridge:"Masterbation is like Pringles (tm), once you pop... the fun don't stop."
Your Junk Consistency is...
Chocolatechip Vanilla Pudding Swirl!Your semen is Smooth and creamy with a few rough bits mixed in, you are a real treat! (Don't you know it!) You are probably very popular amongst your friends. Remember too much of a good thing is not always good! (But it can reduce the chance of breast Cancer!) Don't lay it on too thick! What is your Junk consistency? And how long can you keep IT up?
Find out at Mad Hardcore Pics
I am positively, repulsive.
Updates! (08/01/07)-View Pictures!
1 New Blog! : "Ask Leo" Response 26*?- Pick-up Lines?
-Subscribe to the Blogs!!!-
Best Blog To Date!(RACIST WORLD): Read it!
***IMPORTANT: My "Racist World" blog has been causing quite a stir in the Myspace community. Let it be said that this is in fact a place for friends. Not a place for outsiders voicing their opinions on matters that they aren't even aware unexist. Let it be said that if you mess with me OR my friends, you're just digging your own graves. To everyone else, HAPPY MYSPACING! Enjoy my site!!

-As you can see... I've just made a few minor changes to the site to keep it interesting. Keep checking in from time to time!-

Personal Quote:(In Regards To The N Word)"When it comes down to it, sh*t is sh*t. And that's it. It's just that now, instead of having that sh*t served to us in bowls of hate, it's given to one another in platters of ignorance. "-Yours Truly.

My Interests

Writing, Composing, Performing (Playing, Acting, Singing occ.), Tennis, Running, Family, Friends, God. (No particular order)

I'd like to meet:


*****The woMan of my dreams....after all, they are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, and the ones that aren't are handicapped.*****---AND JESUS fo' sho! Hot Fiya! ---

________________________Contact Info:_________________________
Email/Screen Name:[email protected]
Phone:(718)???-???? (I dunno about that).
Note:This schedule is UPDATED for Spring of '07.
Hours of NON-Availabilty
Mon: Varies
Tue: Varies
Wed:Varies
Thu: Varies
Fri: Varies
Sat:All Day
Sun:All Day
-All times are subject to change, with our without prior notice. Failure to comply with terms indefinitely results in penalty inflicted by 1st or 3rd parties according to infraction presented by 2nd or 4th parties. The penalty is held in reservation for the 1st or 3rd parties, and is based on the day that they've had.
Got it? Good! (and no, I'm not really this conceited. Ok...maybe a little).





A Little About Me!!!Leo K!
Once Again- A Few Things About Me:
Basics Born: June 12, 1987; 2:22 AM.
Birthplace: New Hyde Park, Long Island.
Heritage: Jamaican, 12th Generation African-American.
Eye/Hair Color: Black (Brown)/ Black.
Attached?: No, Single.
Preferences Color: Purple.
Dog/Cat: Dog, but I have a prissy cat.
McDonalds or Burger King: Ew... Fast Food.
Soda or Juice: Only milk and water.
Guys or Girls: Girls are hot, but guys are cool.
Comedy or Horror: Comedy.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirly.
In A Lover Hair?: Yes, please.
Eyes?: Would be a plus.
Hair Color: Doesn't matter, but I like dark.
Eye Color: Diddo, but I like anything deep to look into.
Hair Length: Short, definitely, more often than not.
Eye Length: Uh...
Height: Anywhere in the 5 foot range.
Looks or Peronality: Personality, for sure. I'm in for the long haul.
Muscular or Really Skinny: If I had to choose, muscular, there's something to hold on to.
Other Stuff Orientation: Bilatarally Symmetrical Biped Arthropod
Preferred Genatlia: I try not to discriminate.
Most Missed Memory: High School
Smoke/Drink: No/No
Talents: I play 4 instruments and their variants, compose, write, and perform.
Been In Love?: Yep, once, but it wasn't reciprocated.
Want Kids?: No.
Occupation: None, perhaps just an excuse not to have kids.
Aspiration: To successfully republish my book, get it out there, and find someone I love in the process. But that's it...
Hate anyone?: No, I hate EVERYONE...






Just SOME of my FRIENDS! Yes, I'm wearing a Yamicha...

Four Brothers (Well, no. Actually I'm the only Brother)...

He's hot when he's mad...

So much for inconspicuousness... Is that a word?

Mine Fuhrer...
Mine Muhrer...



Mad Friskie Animals. They MUST be French...

Granny Time! (From "Hammer Time". Remember? Aw, never mind...

More friends. And Look! I'm not the only dark person!
Dusk Falls on Queens College...



My irrelevent sister


Yes, I caught this...


The OTHER Fam...


Such a cool pic!


Me and Jen!


I hope his eyes get stuck like that!


Rihanna in Chem!


I love this one!


The Unbalanced Equation!


Komal and Mags!

Music:

Classical (Tchaikovsky, and pretty much all Russian composers), Alanis Morissette, Madonna, Lauren Hill, Missy Elliot, Gospel (Richard Smallwood is the man!)

Movies:


My Movie Personality
My Top Rated Movies

Category My Ratings
Blockbusters Love 'em
Comedies Good
Action Great!
Love Good
More Stuff Great!

How do we compare? Take the quiz

Check out my page on Flixster - add me if u r on!
http://leomerya121.flixster.com
That movie of Scott and I... HOT FI'YA! Oh, and... uh, Witches, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, KILL BILL!, Reseviour Dogs (Big Tarentino fan), Diary of a Mad Black Woman (underground Black entertainment), R. Smallwood- Persuaded.

Television:

The Amazing Race, My Wife and Kids, Real World/ Road Rules, MTV's 70's House, Will and Grace, Comedy Central Presnts:, CHAPELLE SHOW!, Whose Line.

Books:

I don't read many books, but I'd have to go with; Harry Potter, Brave New World, and my literature. (People have an impecable way of making me feel stupid.)


WhAt A cOoL gRoUp Of PeOpLe!

You don't wanna know what I had to do to get this pic...

What a beautiful group of "friends".


Yes, this hurt...


I'm good with the ladies...


We came from SKATING, not SWIMMING!

Hey, where's Scott!?

Leon + Liz, together, forever...

Oboe Carnage

Crazy Latinas!

Komal is the Man!...

Elder Hemmings, Elder McCovery, Pastor McCover, Sister Josie...

The off-White oreo babies...

Don't look so surprised, Ashley...

Yes, I play them all, sometimes simultaneously, in Church. Too bad I can't play my Clarinet too...

Heroes:

Jesus Christ! Ha(that can so be taken a few ways)Oh, ha... and myself...ohh, and yes BUT OFF COURSE, LIZ : P
Your IQ Is 125
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test I just answered one question differently...and BOOM! It goes up 10 pts. WOW!
Your Penis Name is: Captain Kirk

Get your own Penis Name

Your Penis Length is: 7 and 1/2 inches. You're Huge, Leo K! What have you been eating? Man, I bet Scott wished his shlong was as talented as yours. And Ian, well, he's Asian.

My life is just too hot!.
What is your life rated?

My Blog

Ask Leo Response 32*- Disabled Junkies?

Who Has the Entire Ecosystem Lived for and Could it Have Ascended Indelibly Right asks: Dear Leo, it pisses me off that there are all these ADA mandated parking spots in places. A lot of the time I'm...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST

"Ask Leo" Response 31*-Short People Are Unattractive?

Stature Has Often Ranked Topmost asks: Dear, Leo, I'm a short guy, and most chicks don't dig short men. I don't think it's fair. Why, just because I'm a guy, do I have to be 6 feet or taller? Should I...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Mon, 26 May 2008 06:05:00 PST

Ask Leo Response 30- Kiss My Ass?

Ah, it's been a while, but on with it...Hi Intellectuals Like Leo Are Really Your Very Sole Bet Against Retardation And Cock Kissers asks:Hey, Leo, The race is getting really close between Hillary and...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:03:00 PST

"Ask Leo" Response 29*- Leo K! Has No Faith In Obama?

Guys, I'm sorry for the vast load of "Blogs" lately; there's been a lot on my mind. This "Ask Leo" is self-prompted. Here goes: Do you support Obama or Hillary? Both, but Hillary I have more faith in...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

"Ask Leo" Response 29*- Leo K! Has No Faith In Obama?

Guys, I'm sorry for the vast load of "Blogs" lately; there's been a lot on my mind. This "Ask Leo" is self-prompted. Here goes: Do you support Obama or Hillary? Both, but Hillary I have more faith in...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

"The Chicken"

-The Chicken- When a chicken dies, does anybody remember it? It has a short life, a life meant only to serve. Mmmhmm& From the very day that that chicken is born, it is kept under close surveillanc...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:20:00 PST

Ask Leo Response 29*-CandyDates Are My Majority?

Yes, yes, the title is my most uninspired yet, I'll admit, but on with it!Please Open Learning In The Invariable Culture of Sociology asks: Dear, Leo, after reading your "Kiss my Ass" blog, I couldn't...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Ask Leo Response 28*- Kiss My Ass?

Ah, it's been a while, but on with it... Hi Intellectuals Like Leo Are Really Your Very Sole Bet Against Retardation And Cock Kissers asks:Hey, Leo, The race is getting really close between Hillary an...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:06:00 PST

Ask Leo Response 28*-CandyDates Are My Majority?

Yes, yes, the title is my most uninspired yet, I'll admit, but on with it!Please Open Learning In The Invariable Culture of Sociology asks: Dear, Leo, after reading your "Kiss my Ass" blog, I couldn't...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:00:00 PST

Essay01-Richness

Richness   People are mostly good, but we tend to let the maladies of the proportionally few scum there is ruin the reputation of a broadly good population.   To stay on point: rich peop...
Posted by LILA- Leo's Incredibly Lucrative Asian on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST