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Sam, etc.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Name's Sam, but you might know me as Pyro, Uno, or more poetically, The Delegation of Inebriation. For anything else, my interests are laid out to the left.In brief: I'm an artist, I work primarily in illustration and sculpture (though the latter far less than I'd like); I like loads of music, but mainly rock, though I think the Baroque period was artistically and musically the zenith of human achievement. Also, funk is fantastic; I am tall, and I do not shave often enough; I love potatoes.

My Interests

You know what I really wanna do? Crack open a beer, go fishing, head home, sculpt, sleep.

I'd like to meet:

Real people. Seems I've come to the wrong place.On that note, here's a tip: If you don't like books, I probably won't like you. This is because I value people with minds and the ability to form their own ideas and statements, which in turn is why most of my page is covered in my own words rather than Justin Timberlake quotes that don't mean anything. If you need to define yourself with song lyrics, maybe you're just not very interesting.The one exception to this is that I have no issue describing myself using quotes from Charlton Heston movies, but that's more of a joke than anything else. If you liked Soylent Green, though, feel free to add me.

Music:

The Offspring, Tenacious D, Carlos Santana, Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, MC Frontalot, Bad Company, Van Morrison, Waste Water Treatment Plant, Gorillaz, Otis Redding, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Three Dog Night, System of a Down, Nirvana, MANOWAR, Nina Simone, Bob Dylan, Muse, Billy Preston, Weather Report, Brahms, Chopin, Bach, The Ohio Players, Jurassic 5, Bob Marley and The Wailers, Toots and the Maytals, The Offspring, The Toadies, Elvis Costello, Sublime, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, and The Offspring.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski (my personal favorite), Fallen, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Fargo (as you can tell, I like the Coen Brothers work), Crash, The Incredibles, Orange County, Saving Silverman, This is Spinal Tap, Waking Life, Clerks, Hot Shots (and Hot Shots Part Deux), Airplane, The Fifth Element, Memento, Fight Club, Soylent Green, Scarface, Monty Python, The Matrix (the first one anyway), Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Vampire Hunter D.

Television:

FARSCAPE

Books:

The Invisible Man, Frankenstein, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Dracula (not as much as the first three on this list, however), Good Omens, Brave New World, The Time Machine, Steppenwolf, The Sandman (by Neil Gaiman), The Darwin Awards, A Wind In The Door (and the rest of the Time Quartet, I guess), Of Mice And Men, Cat's Cradle, Breakfast of Champions, Napalm and Silly Putty, Catch-22, Macbeth, Hamlet, A Clockwork Orange, Watch the Stars Immortal, Hornbook for the Double Damned, 1984, Animal Farm.

Heroes:

I'm an American. And what does an American want? Democracy? Hm... Capitalism. So, Donald Trump. On second thought, John Crichton. I'm on a website for fake people, why shouldn't my hero be fictional? In terms of real people, there's quite a few more, but I don't want to bother listing them.

My Blog

Pressure

When a lot of work builds up, it's easy to feel like you're suffocating. Even if the work isn't really too hard for you to complete. And then you put it off.And then it builds, and more work piles on,...
Posted by Sam, etc. on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:58:00 PST

Things I've noticed

[I wrote this on Facebook about a week ago and forgot to post it here too.]1) When you wear a Happy Noodle Boy T-shirt, everyone is your friend.2) The people who work at Wendy's near Skidmore are all ...
Posted by Sam, etc. on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:55:00 PST

Facebook Fad

A lot of people I know have started to delete their MySpaces as they flee towards Facebook, because, while MySpace was all well and good for high school, it is not cool enough college kids. Admittedly...
Posted by Sam, etc. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

My B-Day

Saturday (May 20th) is my birthday (and Socrates', though he died over 2,000 years ago). This marks my transcendence from being a minor to being an adult who cannot drink (legally). Finally I will be ...
Posted by Sam, etc. on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:44:00 PST

Haha

I took that "How Girly Are You?" test thing (even though it was... really only intended for chicks), and I got 5%. But I don't really get it. Here are the things that got me that 5%. [x] i love c...
Posted by Sam, etc. on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:49:00 PST

Proof That Feminazis Suck

Note: This is about feminazis, not feminists. Feminists fight for women's rights, and that's cool. Feminazis claim that men are inferior, and that blows. Observe."The male is a biological accident: th...
Posted by Sam, etc. on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:32:00 PST

Cathartic Revelation 101

This goes out to the majority of other teens (not all) who write in their blogs. Specifically to the ones who like to apply their personal experiences to life in general by means of a nifty statement ...
Posted by Sam, etc. on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 07:48:00 PST