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John

Even his own fantasies put him down!

About Me

I'm an aspiring nerdcore rapper.Yeah, I know. I know.

My Interests

In-line skates powered by newly developed netrium batteries.

I'd like to meet:

Him, maybe.

If I was to be serious, though?
Del the Funkee Homosapien
MC Frontalot
mc chris
Busdriver
Kanye West
MC Paul Barman
Whoremoans
All three Beastie Boys
Busta Rhymes
Hideki Naganuma
Stephen Hawking
Gabe Newell
Shigeru Miyamoto
Yuji Naka
Not necessarily in that order.

My Blog

The good life. So throw your hands up in the sky.

    Sonic Rush Adventure comes out in America today. If you like video games, Sonic, music, or even water, I'd recommend picking it up. I've been playing the European version for a few ...
Posted by John on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:22:00 PST

Then I might cast you a spell, look at what came in the mail.

    I apologize for my lack of text logging. I've been a tad busy as of late, with a plumbing crisis on Monday, and my Cobalt Flux arriving on Tuesday.Oh, shit, wait. My Cobalt Flux cam...
Posted by John on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:23:00 PST

She has an IQ of 1001.

    I'm sitting in the community center, at CCBC Essex. The day was rather uneventful,  save for some free food obtained from the "Block Party" event my school is holding. I played...
Posted by John on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

No more Dr. Pepper.

    Alright, kids, I've got a little extra time before my next class. Thus, I'll share with you a descision I made just yesterday.    I'm going to start making a serious ...
Posted by John on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:22:00 PST

Turning. On the screw.

    Stayed up way too late again, last night. I had to buy two twenty ounce coffees, complete with 8 packets of SITR (SUGAR IN THE RAW) just to stay awake. I really need to stop doing t...
Posted by John on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:58:00 PST

I want to meet that dad.

    The long weekend was fairly nice. I ate at Qdoba a whopping 3 times, and am now paying for it. I love slightly less mass produced Mexican goodness, especially before the resturant c...
Posted by John on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST

Cant shine on $6.55.

    Sometimes I call contact lenses contest nelsons. I don't know why. I don't expect anyone else to get it, either, as is the case with half of the things I say. I think my mouth is an...
Posted by John on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:37:00 PST

Captain Commando

    So, I suppose I'll be making a blog entry in my spare time. I've really been meaning to write more, and, well, it's at least something. I find it much easier to do things like write...
Posted by John on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:11:00 PST

The use of technology.

I'm sitting in the CCBC CyberCafe, on break. For the longest time, I've known I have a real lack of things to do on the internet, but the true gravity of that statement has never sank in until now. I ...
Posted by John on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:58:00 PST

Check out this event: Wii will camp. Wii will wait.

Hosted By: Nerdcore HeroWhen: Saturday Nov 18, 2006 at 8:33 PMWhere: Target in White Marshcitytownamerica, MD 21220USDescription:Nerdcore Hero Click Here To View EventOh man....
Posted by John on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST