O-HUGE

I don't rite so good........but here goes natha ju jotos!Basically.........i wuz born in Reynosa, Tamaulipas, Mexico on January 31, 1977. I wuz just a little pobrecito........only tortillas and frijoles para comer. I grew up with my mama makin any things she could feed me with. Enchiladas, burritos, empanadas, tacos, chorizo, flan para dessert........more burritos. Quando me encontre con mi best amigo, Hector, comenzo la historia de O-HUGE........."El Burrito Don!" Queria realize mi dream para ser da greatest landscaper en Tejas! Porque i can mow lawns muy bueno bastardos! In 1995, Hector and me left Mexico and tried to cross el pinche Rio Grande . Hector (R.I.P).......he don't make it so good. I barely made it across da borderwith only 57 pesos (hidden in my asscrack). LA PINCHE MIGRA! Que se vayan a la verga! For killing my carnal Hector.........So now, i run my own landscaping service and ju no i'm .. Numero 1. That's right culeros! Ju can't stop me. I also like to eat and eat and eat. Me gustan las slotas! Das rite...my favorite pastime is going HOGGIN'........so don't be chy ladies! O yeah, te forgot to tell ju.........tengo un brand new record to come out right now! "GAY RETARDED MEXICAN MUSIC" Pick dat chit up babosos!Peace out to all my homies and esas! O-Huge (2005)