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Michaeli Constance

Never gonna do it without the fez on

About Me

I'm just your friendly neighborhood eccentric.
I Michaeli --
[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com ..

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My Interests

I'm supposed to fit them all here?!
I can't even think of them all at once. My head would explode.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wishes it to be so.

Music:

Yes, please.
Bring it on. If it's good and at least marginally original, I'll probably like it. If it's good and I don't like it, I can at least appreciate it.
And TOY SHOP! Visit their profile if you haven't, and listen to some of their stuff. It's completely original and terribly good.

Movies:

I have to say... Maybe one day I'll get around to typing them all in... but, really, who has time for all that bullshit?

Television:

I'm totally all about Law and Order SVU. CI SUCKS. The original's pretty good, too, but I love Christopher Meloni. He is so versatile... if anyone saw Harold and Kumar, he played Freak Show. Ahhh... it was hilarious.
I'm completely in love with HOUSE, M.D.
And, of course, Adult Swim.

Books:

How about authors instead?
Grew up with Piers Anthony and Anne McCaffrey, Isaac Asimov and Mercedes Lackey... and of course L. Frank Baum. We're talking mostly fantasy/sci-fi here.
Recently I've read George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, which was impossible to put down. Christopher Moore's Lamb really captured me as well, a kind of laugh-out-loud easy read. His Practical Demonkeeping is also really good.
Chuck Palaniuk is a must. Choke I adored. My mother's had me reading Stephen R. Lawhead's Pendragon Cycle. Mary Stewart writes another extreeemely good series based on Aurthurian Legend.
Of course, there's Harry Potter, Narnia, A Wrinkle in Time and its companions, The Neverending Story... all those childhood books that changed my life when I was groing up (except HP, o'course... I'd already done a lot of my growing up already, but You still gotta love 'em!).

My Blog

works in progress.

"depression and pain are fuel for creativity." That's something I've always said, and these last few days have really hit it home.I've done something terrible and I feel horrible about it, but one goo...
Posted by Michaeli Constance on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST

two headliners from The Onion

My Reclining Squirrel Kung Fu Stance Is Eminently Defeatable.onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: 4px 0 1px 0;margin: 10px 30px !impo...
Posted by Michaeli Constance on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST

O.M.G.

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Posted by Michaeli Constance on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:35:00 PST

what a wonder

Everyone seems to think long-distance relationships are nearly impossible... so far, yes, it's been hard, but...I still can't imagine being with anyone else. I go to a bar, I meet guys, they hit on me...
Posted by Michaeli Constance on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:42:00 PST

up, but no dates

stupid dreams make me feel like I have unresolved issues.but there's hope--this time things were less weird. just like it would be for real.But. I feel like I should feel let everyone know what's been...
Posted by Michaeli Constance on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:38:00 PST

the beach and a cloudy eclipse over Norfolk

The first night I was here I walked to the beach. I was feeling lonely, yet needed to be alone. The bay water lapped quietly against the sand as I held my knees against my chest, ignoring the frigid w...
Posted by Michaeli Constance on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST

XD

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Posted by Michaeli Constance on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:17:00 PST

Veterans Shmeterans

So, I found out (thirty minutes ago) that we're getting let out of work two hours early today! I get all excited, go to hurry my brother up (he gives me rides to work because I can't drive right ...
Posted by Michaeli Constance on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebeigh

I've created an "About Me" page on ebay, with which I will convince unwitting consumers to buy my items (of which there are none, yet) with my unwavering charm... ::bats eyelashes:: So keep an eye out...
Posted by Michaeli Constance on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:30:00 PST

Lobsterfest

Alright, so we are going to Lobsterfest on Sunday--mmmm, exo-skele-crackin' good XD My niece, Savannah, is coming (my brother might be, too), Mamma's gonna be in town, and Rachel's coming into town to...
Posted by Michaeli Constance on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:08:00 PST