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I'm awkward

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About Me

I'm awkward...or can't you read? I'm the proud mother of a wonderful little girl. I've got a blue mohawk, some tattoos and piercings. My pinky finger is trained in the ways of the ninja.

My Interests

art, music, movies, poetry, alcohol, kicking people in the shins and running like fuck...yeah! I'm just way to into a lot of stuff. Piercings, tattoos, shooting pool, playing drunken darts, bowling even though I'm horrible, camping, fishing (I don't eat fish, I throw them back). Rats...they need love too. screwing with my hair is my biggest hobby right now...I hate it, want something done about it, might shave it off...I miss my mohawk.

I'd like to meet:

R.E.M., The Horrorpops, Ozzy Osbourne, Tori Amos, Tom Waits, Kane, The Undertaker, Randy Orton (just because I wanna kick his arse) and Eugene, yeah! Hooray for Eugene! But generally...people, lots of people! males, females, friends, enemies...no preference really. I'd love to meet you all!

Music:

R.E.M., Placebo, Dead Kennedys, Tom Waits, Tori Amos, Seether, Sevendust, Authority Zero, Thursday, Off By One, Bad Religion, Fear Factory, Coal Chamber, Pantera, Psychotica, 3 Days Grace, Third Strike, The Cure, The Smiths, Morissey, The Ramones, Poe, My Gay Dad, Melissa Etheridge, Lords of Acid, Saliva, Default, Nickleback, Barenaked Ladies, Guster, Snot, Simonsays, Tenacious D, American Hi-Fi, Skinny Puppy, From Zero, Mushroomhead, Spineshank, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, 7Mary3, Disturbed, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, MU330, Sublime, Bif Naked, Caviar, System of A Down, Live, The Tea Party, Tool, Johnny Cash, Type O Negative, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Cold, Adema, Slipknot, AC/DC, Marilyn Manson, Alien Ant Farm, Kittie, Led Zepplin, The Gandharvas, Our Lady Peace, Tantric, Everyday Einstein, Marvelous 3, Maroon 5, Zeromancer, Pink Floyd, Chevelle, ICP, Godsmack, Hotwire, Planes Mistaken For Stars, yourcodenameis:milo, Bitch Alert, The Rasmus, X is Loaded, God Forbid, The Kinison, Dragster, Monkey Boy, The Horrorpops, Jeffie Genetic And His Clones, Handgun Bravado, The January Taxi, Anti-Flag, Irrational, Reddletters, Fall That Far, Unbecoming, Flirting Through Violence, Whole Wheat Bread, Dead Season, Burning Down Zion, Dead End Kids, Lucid Fly, The Van Orsdels, The Downshifters, The Ghouligans, KY Deity, The Sexslaves, Lost my love?, Formula Redux, Damien Zygote, Punish Yourself

Movies:

Sleepers, Donnie Brasco, Formula 51, A Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Pulp Fiction, Empire Records, all Kevin Smith flicks, Interview With The Vampire, American History X, Con Air, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Analyze This, Analyze That, The Shining, all Batman flicks, Drop Dead Fred, Crybaby, Hairspray, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, The Princess Bride, Robinhood Men in Tights, History of The World Part 1, The Big Lebowski, The Warriors, So I Married An Axe Murderer, To Wong Fu Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar, The New Guy, Boys On The Side, Animal House, The Bird Cage, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Basketball Diaries, BASEketball, and the list goes on...

Television:

don't really watch much tv, but I'm all about the food network (I love to cook), and the cartoon network...Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the rockinest! and the Sunday Night Sex Show, that old canadian bird Sue is hilarious!

Books:

I like to re-read old books I had to read in junior high, like Of Mice And Men, and Catcher In the Rye. Drew Carey's Dirty Jokes and Beer is pretty good too. I like reading mysteries and anything having to do with vampires (anne rice is my master)

Heroes:

Batman, Maya Angelou, Samuel O'Reilly (invented the electric tattoo machine), Buddha, the man/woman that dreamed up the vibrator...I can't thank you enough!

My Blog

baby on tour

Lily and I are coming to Michigan May 23 to May 29...if you'd like to be added to the "showin' off my munchkin" tour list, let me know.  I'd love to visit with some old friends
Posted by I'm awkward on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

dragging ass back to Michigan

Lily and I are heading to Michigan to visit some family from Oct 20-27.  So for those of you out there who know me, there's probably a good chance I might try to run into you and inflict trauma u...
Posted by I'm awkward on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

moving again

okay, so I'm moving...again.  Dave and I have a walk through of our new place today at 2 and we've got the truck and trailer packed up and ready to go.  isn't it funny how you never realize ...
Posted by I'm awkward on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST

update on my ever evolving life

Okay, so since my last blog David and I got married (May 18).  We had a spur of the moment ceremony in our living room.  Our daughter Lily was born June 11...she was 9 lbs 7 ozs, 21 inches l...
Posted by I'm awkward on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:56:00 PST

baby update

I'm 30 weeks in now and I can't wait to squeeze this little one out.  She kicks like a mule and won't let me sleep.  I've got constant heartburn to replace puking now and my bras don't ...
Posted by I'm awkward on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:16:00 PST

baby update/ back in Florida for vacation

got a new due date from my appointment last Tuesday...according to the ultrasound done for sizing and stuff, the baby's now due on June 6 (my 24th birthday).  I have another ultrasound coming up ...
Posted by I'm awkward on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:33:00 PST

who's your mommy?

Well, don't you love it when multiple doctors tell you the same thing and they're all wrong?  I've been told for years that I can't conceive a baby because of the cysts on my ovaries...I'll be 18...
Posted by I'm awkward on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:52:00 PST

I HATE NEW JERSEY!!!

my car blew up in Jersey on Wednesday...Dave came down from Maine to rescue me, but things didn't go as planned so we're stranded together.  He refuses to go home without me but I'm still glad he...
Posted by I'm awkward on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:00:00 PST

road trip update

okay, well I've decided not to hit Michigan this time, but I'll probably try to weasel my way into getting Dave and I an invite to Thanksgiving.  The trip is just too damn long with no added stop...
Posted by I'm awkward on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ROAD TRIP!!!

Everything is actually okay...and it scares the hell out of me.  Next week I'm leaving for Maine to move in with a wonderful man who actually wants to marry me, I'm finally going to grab my ...
Posted by I'm awkward on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST