There are no secrets between us; of all the things that could have been said, these are the things that are still difficult to forget.

lazy confession no. 1 - beneath a few thin layers of complexity, i am really quite simple.

lazy confession no. 2 - i'm a bulletin bully. i delete people who post more than 5 bulletins rapid fire in the course of 5 minutes. those of you who i cut, i'm sorry. to those of you who got cut that i see regularly, i don't know what happened - oh yeah, you posted too many bulletins.

lazy confession no. 3 - i want to build a time machine so i can create mischief throughout history.

lazy confession no. 4 - i'm secretly the nicest person ever. the trick is to let me know you like me, and then i like you back. i'm not mean. i promise!

lazy confession no. 5 - i love my friends more than i love my iPod, so don't fuck with my friends and please don't fuck with my iPod.

lazy confession no. 6 - i will forever be the indie rock boy next door. if you dig, you can come over and we'll listen to records and drink juice boxes.

lazy confession no. 7 - my heart weighs more than my conscience.

lazy confession no. 8 - i was a vegetarian for 12 years... and then i realized how much i love bacon.
lazy confession no. 9 - i am not only a fatalist, but also a pacifist...with a penchant for adventure.

lazy confession no. 10 - while it sometimes seems difficult to come by, i find that real happiness and true love actually do exist.

i'm easy to get along with. i tend to talk in riddles and sometimes when i'm walking and talking i get distracted and spill coffee all over myself. when i look down i miss all the good stuff, and when i look up i just trip over things.

i am bisexual. i like girls and boys. love has no gender.

i find myself being spiritual, but not religious. i can't understand the reason why there are so many religions and all the people partaking in them thinking that each other's religion is better than another. i also can't fathom how people can see the bible as being the saving book and god only loving them for reading his story book. if god wanted everyone to be the same, why would he make everyone so different? god loves everyone - regardless of gender, age, colour, creed, sexual orientation. love is love. i'm starting to sound like a preacher... i just think that religion isn't black and white - it's all grey. i like grey.

i used to sell coffee, and then i quit. i used to work at a bar, and then i got fired. i'm a barista...again.

i dance on rooftops.

the saddest day of my life? the day that i learned that hamsters cannot fly.

breaking news: shooting leaves, one wounded.

i am like a word jumble that nobody can solve...this and more at 11.