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About Me


my name is Dana. ive been told that i am a bit of a hard person to get to know, but when you do..... i am an amazing friend. its really easy to make me smile as long as you arent rude or obnoxious or stupid or boring, then usually i dont smile as much, er wait, dont get the wrong idea, if i am not smiling, i may just not feel like smiling. thats what i am saying, its hard to get whats really going on, get it??
i have a bearded-dragon named frank the tank. he is my number one man. he is the best secret keeper and listener i have ever met. i have two hampsters, zoe the neurotic hampster and the little fatty, p.j. I love them. i just got a new fish, Pony. my little pony......yep, shes pretty.
i enjoy intelligent people and well, maturity above all. i don't have time to deal with petty bullshit. i can only be me and hopefully you dont expect anything but that from me. i am trying to stay true to me, you know?? either learn to love me or leave me alone. i HATE drama and avoid it at all costs so please, please, PLEASE keep that crap away from me. i am a lover, not a fighter but dont poke the bear.
"The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one" -- Henry Mencken
“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.” -- Charles R. Swindoll
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking." -- Henry Mencken
"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being." -- Carl Jung
"The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things." -- Henry Ward Beecher
"Normal love isn't interesting. I assure you that it's incredibly boring." -- Roman Polanski
"If you're not confused, you're not paying attention." --Tom Peters

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My Interests

lol i enjoy alot of things. jackie. Hmmmmm. dont bother trying to understand, we do. i am a derby girl, so that is interesting right?? i love to skate, been doing it my whole life. i really enjoy charity work and being active in as many causes as I can. i love music and the type really doesn't matter. its all about the beat and the voice. i like to be listened to, i mean, dont get me wrong, i like to listen, but i enjoy sitting and telling stories about my life and my interests. it may be that i enjoy people who enjoy me....... that makes sence right? i have alot to say about alot of things, i am interested in talking about them. i enjoy all art and dont mind the occational trip to the theatre either. to be cultured to me is to be alive. i like to be outside surrounded by nature and i enjoy the fall monthes (on the east coast.... i enjoy ALL OF THE MONTHES in Cali). I LOVE TO DANCE!!!! Nothing interests me more than standing up for what i beleive is right, in whatever arena.I support gay rights and feel that more people should also stand up and be loud about it.

I'd like to meet:

some down to earth, real people who are not afraid to be honest. i would also love to catch up with my family and some special people from my past.......i miss them. i am always lookin for some non-dramatic lezbians to chill with too, any takers?

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Music:

pretty much any sexy female voice with a band or without. I love music . Ani DiFranco, colbie calle, Sublime, Bob Marley, No Doubt and GWEN, Akon, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Postal Service, Panic at the Disco, Justin, Brittany Spears, Eminem, Missy, Shareefa, Nelly Furtado, TATU, Pink, THAT GIRL BAND, Poe, Dido, Garbage, Daft Punk, Long Beach Dub Allstars, The Beatles, Doors, Stones, Aphrodite, DJ Irene, jungle, trance, house, drum-n-bass, Korn, Tool, Manson, rock, metal, regae, rap, r & b. Shhhh. i even like country.Like i said, i love music. its kinda silly to list all of these people, and whats funny is there are sooooo much more. i cant fog my head with names so i dont know them.... i guess a downside to having my head.

Movies:

i love cult films like rocky horror cry baby and clockwork orange.

I like movies with Jim Carey and Adam Sandler.

I love Drew Barrymore.

Ellen is one of my all time idols.

I think Angelina Jolie is a sexy bitch.

i enjoy the glbt movies as well, like better than chocolate, and if these walls could talk II, and gia.( there are sooo many..)

my all time favorite movie would have to be broken down palace, ooooh, that song too.

and porn.......i cant lie!

Television:

THE L WORD

WEEDS!!!! Tutors, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, Shear Genius, CSI, Law and Order, Will and Grace, Mad TV, but i really honestly dont watch tv that much at all.

Books:

i really haven't had the time or peace to read in a while. i recently picked up a couple of books on buddhism and stress, anger, and adoption. i am kinda intregued. i am looking forward to finding peace and being able to read for enjoyment again...I can be found pretty frequently with my nose in a text book though..... grrrrr

Heroes:

As corney as it sounds, my father is my hero. He is the most awesome man alive. I feel very fortunate to have a figure so strong, open, honest and fair as my father. I hope to continue to make him proud with everthing I do..."http://www.myheritage.com" title="MyHeritage - share black and white photos with facial recognition technology" alt="MyHeritage - share black and white photos with facial recognition technology" target="_blank"

My Blog

Check out this event: Danas Quarter of a Century Old Birthday Bash

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Posted by WTF Duck on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:25:00 PST

Check out this event: danas quarter of a century birthday cookout bash

Hosted By: Rev. Jackie WhiteWhen: Saturday Jun 14, 2008 at 2:00 PMWhere: Our new housemessage for adress and directionsnorfolk, AustraliaDescription:Rev. Jackie White Click Here To View Event...
Posted by WTF Duck on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:09:00 PST

a look into my mental state

please read these lyrics and attempt to understand me   Jan lays down and wrestles in her sleepMoonlight spills on comic books and superstars in magazinesAn old friend calls and tells us where to...
Posted by WTF Duck on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:12:00 PST

40 ways.......... take notes

41 ways to melt a woman`s heart   Then you`re on your own   By Nicole Beland 1. Ask her to dance. 2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth. 3. When...
Posted by WTF Duck on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:09:00 PST

who am i?

so i have been giving alot of thought on alot of different things, past and present, and i really am confused. i feel as though i am walking and living for the happiness and ease of everyone around me...
Posted by WTF Duck on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST

silence.....

Give me releaseWitness me, I am outsideGive me peaceHeaven holds a sense of wonderAnd I wanted to believethat I'd get caught upwhen the rage in me subsidesPassion chokes the flower until she cries no ...
Posted by WTF Duck on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST

be your love

"Be Be Your Love"If I could take you awayPretend I was queenWhat would you sayWould you think I'm unreal'Cause everybody's got their way I should feelEverybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your lo...
Posted by WTF Duck on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST

Ahhhh the 90s

I can't believe how much I miss the 90's heheeYou're a 90's kid if:You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, snick, rockos...
Posted by WTF Duck on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

You. by: dmzb

You.   lying here, your wide eyes gazing into mine, our hearts beating as one, i embrace you. my hands slide down your hips, you look so beautiful tonight. i kiss you. the heat rad...
Posted by WTF Duck on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST

gone so fast

my life right now is so fucking weird. but a good weird i think well, my apartment is mine now, i have the barking rights, i have the power. (hehe he-man) but it is so strange. the girls left a couple...
Posted by WTF Duck on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST