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The Truck Stop Pimps

No, we do not play Skynyrd.

About Me

The Truck Stop Pimps Demo
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Okay so maybe now you've heard of us.....the Pimps are still goin' strong, it's just a fact of science.....you can't stop raw energy. And yes, we still have something to put in you ;) We formed up in P-town in 06 with the idea; led by Big Daddy Jake, to bring the noise to the 757. In case you are not up on current events the noise has been more than brought, along with eyeliner, lack of clothing, PBR, tow trucks, mixed crowds, assholes, band disputes, Camels, drumkit gloves, lesbian bars, minimal money.....but mad street cred. If you don't like our band, that's perfectly fine, we probably don't care too much for you either ha ha ha
WE ARE NOT A SOUTHERN ROCK BAND AND NEVER INTEND TO BE. Yeah some of the stuff we do you might hate, but some of it you might get all wet in the crotch region for. We are what we are, don't try to classify us. We will soon be droppin' some hot original songs that you just might wanna rock on your moped on your way to the BE-LO, but enough of that.
BIG DADDY JAKE: The forefather of the Pimps, or who we like to refer to as the HAIC (head anglo in charge) Reppin P Town to the fullest this cat says it like it is, and does it like it should be done. Like a can of PBR thats been sittin in your trunk for three years, the bass lines Big Daddy drops can only be referred to as "funky and mean" Extreme exposure to the bass nastiness that belts out from this man can cause increased amounts of body hair in men and loss of panties in women. His smooth vocals brought sexy back way before JT ripped us off lol.
EL BONO : A former hairstylist....wait no, thats not right......newest member of the band, El can rock a sick guitar and an even more badass banana hammock. He played his first show like it was his reunion tour. Always striving to make the music better through intense practice and clever hooks, this kid is a natural. Even though some disagree, he still is quoted as saying that "Super Massive Black Hole" by MUSE is "the hot shit" (;) Filling out the vocal high end, wait till you hear his MJ. Ask him where he got his shades and he'll tell you a story about how he made Bono say YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
KEYSEAN FLOWS: WTF is this guys problem??? Drunk on occasion and never wearing underwear is what Flows is all about. His guitar playing has been known to start a war sometimes. Lead vocals for the band, he rocks and raps his way into your heart, and the ensuing cardiac arrest makes you glad you tattooed his name on your ass. A beer. his guitar, and his dog, and this cat is ready to wreck shop, or maybe start a cult...who knows????
CP THRASHER aka CP Thrizzle: Drummer for the Pimps. Hes like a concrete mixer, really beats the hell outta his drums with the ultimate skill. The gentleman and scholar of the group, he formerlly played for hamburgers in another band before Big Daddy Jake pulled him into an outfit where at least he can now get fries with that burger if he so chooses. All jokes aside this guy is an excellent muscian........(now back to jokes) and the only one of the Pimps who has played a show out on Church St. at night.....naked cept for a gold chain and a 40.
MyGen Profile GeneratorWe are nothing without our fans, you guys are the fuel for the Pimps fire, we appreciate every single person who supports us.

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Member Since: 10/12/2006
Band Website: truckstoppimps.com
Band Members:

"KeY"Sean Flows - Lead Vocals, Guitar 1, Talent Scout

El Bono - Guitar 2, Vocals Great Hair and (Yeah Yeah) Trick Organizer

"Big Daddy" Jake - Bass, Vocals, General Jackassedness and Deadbeat John NegotiatorCP Thrasher - Drums, the "CP" stands for Constantly Pimpin'

Dwayne F. Schneider

TRUCK STOP PIMPS T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE, CONTACT US FOR DETAILS.....MANY SIZES, AND MALE AND FEMALE SHIRTS

BIG DADDY JAKE SPORTING A MALE TSP SHIRT
KEYSEAN FLOWS PIMPIN' THE FEMALE TSP SHIRT HA HA HA*****NEW TRUCK STOP PIMP BUMPER STICKERS AVAILABLE MID AUGUST 07*****
Sounds Like: Once upon a time Britney Spears, Dr. Dre and Henry Rollins had a dirty three way, nine months later The Truck Stop Pimps were born. Don't believe us? Ask Maury Povich, he's got the 411 on this baby daddy.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Talk to us

We have created a new message board for interacting with people who might be interested in the band.We would like people to post their comments and criticisms so that we can improve as a band and pro...
Posted by The Truck Stop Pimps on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

Cans, tunes, and Dr Fran

Well you knew it would happen.  Just like a trailer park in tornado alley you knew it would happen.  The Truck Stop Pimps have achieved Axl Rose status.  We did not however, need a tran...
Posted by The Truck Stop Pimps on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:58:00 PST

Omars New Name

Omar has earned his stage name now.........El Bono.........nuff said........Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Posted by The Truck Stop Pimps on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

Show @ H2O May 26th, 2007

    First off we would like to thank everyone who came out to show their support for the Pimps.  It's hard for us to get into things when the crowd isnt even paying attention....bu...
Posted by The Truck Stop Pimps on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

Rollin' Over Gigs Like A Redneck Trucker

  Last night we rocked Winston's Cafe in Chesapeake. We had a great time and apparently most people at the show did as well. We've got most of the bugs worked out and things are really starting t...
Posted by The Truck Stop Pimps on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

The begging has paid off.

Thanks to Key Sean Flows' relentless assaults on local club owners and the stylishly packaged demos that he made, we are now starting to get booked at some local joints. Thanks in advance to all of y...
Posted by The Truck Stop Pimps on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST

Demo Complete, Next Step, Begging

Well, as you can hear by the music playing when you hit the main page, we managed to record a demo. We picked four songs that we were comfortable doing, but they are also indicative of what you can ex...
Posted by The Truck Stop Pimps on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST

Well, we finally did it.

   That's right party people, The Truck Stop Pimps played their first show last night to a crowd of people were too sober to recognize the greatness that was before them. We had a great time...
Posted by The Truck Stop Pimps on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST