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C&P

DON'T EVER SAY ROCK AND ROLL.

About Me

If you're going to do ANYTHING on this profile, please go and take a look at my most recent writings on my myspace "blog." All of my most recent lyrics and poetry go there first. Comment and let me know what you think, it would be real cool of you. Feedback is good shit.

My Interests

my friends are my family. listening to, writing, and performing music. the love of my life, my wife. snowboarding, which I'm convinced I'll never do again since I now live in Miami. I enjoy almost any form of media, be it movies, music, stand-up comedy, literature, comics, graphic novels, magazines, and of course, games.

I'd like to meet:

Dan Barker, author. David Cross, comedian. Bill Hicks, deceased, comedian/satirist. Jeff Buckley, deceased, musician. Henry Rollins, self-made man. George Carlin, god.

Music:

I used to have a huge list of bands on here, but it caused me to get waaay too many friend requests. You'll find most kinds of music in my collection. As soft as Sade or as hard as Lamb Of God.

Movies:

anything by; David Fincher, Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, M. Night Shyamalan, Robert Rodriguez, Spielberg, Lucas, or written by Charlie Kaufman. Especially Adaptation. The Rules Of Attraction, Falling Down, Tango And Cash, Red Dawn, Memento, anything with Will Ferrell and for some insane reason, Vin Diesel. cuz I like dumb action movies. And I thoroughly enjoy anything horror/comedy, such as Shaun Of The Dead, the Evil Dead trilogy, Feast, and the new Dawn Of The Dead. lots more.

Television:

Family Guy, The Awful Truth with Michael Moore (rip), Daily Show / Colbert Report, CNN (seriously), South Park, LOST (best tv show ever, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Firefly (RIP).

Books:

anything by; Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Henry Rollins, Michael Moore, Clive Cussler, George Carlin, Denis Johnson, Henry Miller. "The Contortionist's Handbook" by Craig Clevenger, "House Of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski, "Losing Faith In Faith: From Preacher To Atheist" by Dan Barker, "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max, "World War Z" by Max Brookscurrently reading "God Is Not Great" by Christopher Hitchens.

Heroes:

my wife and my parents. jeff buckley. bill hicks. chino moreno. every time i die. and last but definitely not least, henry motherfuckin' rollins.

My Blog

hello atmosphere.

I keep the eyes of a rapist in a jar by my bedwalk lightly;for that part of the room is glassmodern-day sorceror, am I:blueprints and otherworldly photographs in my drawersbeakers and tubes filled wit...
Posted by C&P on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:32:00 PST

a seizure in a sharp suit.

"All roads lead here."now I've gone and done itI'm crossing lines like they didn't existmy eyes never close and everyone knowsI hear her crying every second of the dayit will not let me sleep"I've bee...
Posted by C&P on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

curbstyle.

wet, cold 2am street concrete catches my feetI am the arrow flung from the bow after the defeatassembly line streetlight eyes watch as I fleeignition switch positioning completeher pleading's my pedes...
Posted by C&P on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:34:00 PST

sir, you must speak into the microphone.

Trophy Scar City:I am the rat behind the dumpsters you will never know abouta politician's smileI etched the maps of hell on my skin so I won't be so lost when I returnI compose suicide notes and send...
Posted by C&P on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

soon, this will be a museum.

pray for this circle of strangersfor they know not what they docomfort their new reptilian skinclear out the fog they are inbarricade the doors behind youquarantined deadly ecstasykeep the truth from ...
Posted by C&P on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:01:00 PST

the sunshine state of affairs.

Florida is a waypoint for the transient minds and souls of the citizens of every nation on this earth, drawn to it like moths are drawn to bright empty parking lot lights. Florida is every one of it's...
Posted by C&P on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST

sign the treaty, and then kill them.

Someone didn't pack with the weather in mind,someone didn't plan ahead.Someone expects to be rescued soon,or adapt with ease and be led.Someone assumed they'd be ready,someone didn't know what they'd ...
Posted by C&P on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:41:00 PST

hello superstar.

I am a long-distance runner and it was pre-ordained that my goals be epic journeys I am the decathalon mirror the actions, but recognize your formula who's really chasing that dangling carrot who's...
Posted by C&P on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:17:00 PST

deus ex machina.

hey, disappointment machine.  you've out-performed the yearly goals.  you keep on in this fashion, and we'll promote you to The Gold.  we laid off all the other outcomes, only disappoi...
Posted by C&P on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST

an untrue story.

self-sufficient infantit walks alone in broad daylight through utterly confused crowdslooks both ways before crossing the street,even presses the button at the pedestrian pole.passers-by live up to th...
Posted by C&P on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:24:00 PST