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About Me

if i wake up, the first thing i usually do is drink until i fall back asleep. police sirens usually scare me out of whoever's house i broke into.i've never had much of a life since my last two heart attacks. so since then, i've taken life in the slow lane, browsing whatever stores i'm near that day which happen to attract the most women. most call this vagrancy, i call it playing the field.if you've eaten it, i've probably slept in it.i've wronged more people than most of you have ever groped. MOST OF YOU.when my farts smell like sloppy joes, i honestly get a little hungry.my face reminds many people of many things.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone with a hole or three. maybe you, after we're done.

My Blog

a message from a chick.

This broad just sent me this message or whatever."Hey, how are you? I'm looking for a nice honest guy who enjoys being around a woman. I'm coming out of a long relationship, so I'm also looking for so...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:21:00 GMT

i’d take anything if it were free.

so i was thinking about this as i was trying to climb out of this chimney i got myself trapped in. and i've come to the delicious realization that i'm about as much fun sober as a dead hooker in a pho...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:23:00 GMT

barry’s rules.

Alright.A broad's gotta live by barry's rules. What are you gonna do, that's life. Well there's only one rule I got right now:1: There betta be a good reason why it ain't in your mou...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:53:00 GMT