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Oehme1kanobi

KARMAGEDDON: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, l

About Me

My friend says I have an amazing heart, although I tend to disagree. I'm as narcissistic and verbose as I am obsessive and introspective. I fear intimacy and often create drama. I've made annoying others into an art. Because I avoid things that don't interest me, my living spaces tend to resemble colorful garbage dumps without the horrid smell.

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My Blog

La Luna

The color of butter rising over the horizon Awakening Cloaked in diamonds and liquid light Trees whisper in the cool night breeze Crickets in the bushes, Frogs in the pond, Whippoorwill on the fenc...
Posted by Oehme1kanobi on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:05:00 PST

Good News Bad News

Good news: I have internet service again after not having it for a few months. Bad news: It's still a dial-up service and slower than a seven-year-itch six-month-behind scratch. So....how's eve...
Posted by Oehme1kanobi on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:01:00 PST

New Year's Eve

I was thinking of New Year's Eve and  all the ones I've seen. I'll skip the inbetween bullshit and get to the point of where my thoughts lead to. Life changed dramatically for us in 97 with ...
Posted by Oehme1kanobi on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

Tumbleweed

I'm a tumbleweed tumbling around The ghost of a weed that died of thirst I'm the hare that came in last 'cause I waited too long to be first   I'm a plastic pink flamingo on your neighbor's green...
Posted by Oehme1kanobi on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST

Calmness

"Calmness in our Lives"I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too...
Posted by Oehme1kanobi on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST

Cirese

So she says, "you need to open an account in Myspace." So...I did. And now I find that I'm feeling rather quiet and have little to say. Go figure.
Posted by Oehme1kanobi on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:03:00 PST