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You're right. You are pretty much amazing...

So here I sit, patiently waiting to have my perfect teeth get cleaned in about 30min. Damn I have such a good smile, and no that's not me being conceited, it's just the truth. I mean when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. TRUTH.

So This weekend is gonna be somewhat boring I believe. Not much is going to be going on. Other than the norm, which reminds me that I need to get some more beers and liquor for the crib. Mmmmmm frosty.

Tonight I will proceed in getting drunk at my friends house b/c his "perfect wife" (lie!) is going out of town. Thank the heavens and everything else up there. She is also taking the runts (kids) with her. So it will be good times.

So I am also waiting for my friend to get her ass back, so I can give her this damn bottle of Jager that is looking damn tasty in my freezer. So, she better expedite whatever it is she is doing in NC. Oh and I enjoy the 5:30 wake up calls Juls.

Ain't nothing to it but to do it!

Gary

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Va Tech Reflection

This is dedicated to our future, a portion we already lost by homicide,At slightest thought of what might have been, my inner being cries&Curious wonders, long stares, endures shock at the simple real...
Posted by Never met anyone like me... on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

Finding 101% of lemon flavored frozen time... (Rant)

I am willing to bet that the percentage of people who took a nice nap because of Daylight Savings Time was damn high. If I had to actually guess, I'd say it was somewhere around 128%.Is it ever okay t...
Posted by Never met anyone like me... on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST

My Mom Taught Me...

My Mom Taught Me My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just finished cleaning!"My mother taught me RELIGION:"You better pray that will ...
Posted by Never met anyone like me... on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:13:00 PST

To thoose who require approval for comments!!!!!!!!

Why do you do that? It totally annoys me!! Don't be scurred! But seriously, I need everyone who's reading this and who requires approval for their comments to tell me why. I need reasons!! GOOD ones! ...
Posted by Never met anyone like me... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RE : Why am I so sexy?

Ok I got an email today .. from some totally random person asking why they are so sexy .. Well I have never seen them .. I don't wanna see them .. lol! Here is my reply to woman/girl .. RE: Why ...
Posted by Never met anyone like me... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Seinfeld Drinking Game

Seinfeld Drinking GameOpening sequence - ChugElaine pushes someone and says Get out!  1 drinkKramer walks/slides/falls into Jerrys apartment  1 drinkGeorge goes by an assumed name (i.e. Art Vande...
Posted by Never met anyone like me... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ZzzZZzz LIVE from NEW YORK!

Wow I am back in good old NY! And look what I am doing! I am on the computer posting my first blog. Ha ha ha! I am such a dork. I need to get a life! Well, anyways I know one thing. Its cold as a moth...
Posted by Never met anyone like me... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST