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Jake

I am here for Friends

About Me


Well, I was born in March of 2002. I'm a sweet and sexy male persian, always pampered until.. Dun dun DUNNN, my owner's sister bought ANOTHER cat! This was fine, I wanted a friend anyway. I approached this eeeevil Bengal, Neko, and he hissed and freaked out and did NOT want to be my friend. Ever since then, I try my hardest to make him uncomfortable, and to prove that -I- am the owner of this house. In fact, he runs from me everytime I go near him, and pretty much stays inside of his owner's room, while I have the whole house to roam free in! RaWr! Other than that, I like to sleep.
Oh, and PEOPLE. Come on now. I'm a cat. My owner is female. She so does NOT approve of girls in the KC area sending me messages wanting to meet me. I mean, yeah, I'm a round fluffy studly cat, but please, I stick to all things short and furry.
Also! Everybody visit and add my archnemesis, Neko! Why?! Because! He has a funny flash movie that I made explaining why we don't get along anymore. However, you need Macromedia Flash Player 8 to view it. Go now! Neko's MySpace

My Interests

Sleeping, Lounging, Lazing, Resting, Dozing, Drowsing, Napping, Snoozing

I'd like to meet:

Garfield, Heathcliff, The Dog Catcher, Inventor of the Mouse Trap

Music:

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, I dance dance dance.
For this video and more..

Movies:

Homeward Bound, Cats & Dogs, Homeward Bound 2, Garfield the Movie

My Blog

The Jake of DOOM strikes twice!

So, the other day, I killed a mouse! Well, okay, I didn't kill it, but I was playing with it's poor defenseless writhing body trapped between my JAWS OF DOOM! When Matt, one of the many humans that li...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:48:00 PST