I HATE WAITING. I POINT AND LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE FALL, I FALL DOWN IN PUBLIC PLACES FROM LAUGHING. DON'T CARE HOW IT MAKES ME LOOK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CUZ YOU DON'T FUCKEN GET IT! I DON'T GET MAD. I GET EVEN. ONLY A SELECTED FEW NO ME. IT'S A CRITICAL PROCESS YET PRESTIGE HONOR TO BESTOW UPON ONE. I WRITE STORIES THAT WILL 1 DAY BECOME MOTION PICTURES, I LOVE ZONING OUT AND STARING INTO BRIGHT LIGHTS, THAT'S WHERE I GET SOME OF MY BEST IDEAS FROM.MY FAILURE AND EMBARESSMENT ARE YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. IF YOU LOVE ME THEN THANK YOU, IF YOU HATE ME THEN FUCK YOU!form action='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: OLIVIA ALICIA
Birthday: MARCH 5th
Birthplace: BROOKLYN
Current Location: SANTA ANA
Eye Color: DRK BROWN (BUT I SAY BLACK)
Hair Color: THIS WEEK... BLACK
Height: 5'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY
Your Heritage: LIKE THE REST OF US, MEXICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: NONE. MY FEET HATE ME RIGHT NOW SO I'M GIVING THEM THE DAY OFF AND I'M BARE FOOT
Your Weakness: SEX, CHOCOLATE, ANYTHING HURLEY AND PAUL FRANK AND CUTE NERDY GUYS
Your Fears: NONE AT THE MOMENT
Your Perfect Pizza: PEPERONI, MUSHROOM AND SAUSAGE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: TO MOVE OUT ON MY OWN AND HAVE START MY CAREER
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE THIS GUY BUS $$$
Your Best Physical Feature: SOME SAY IT'S MY ASS OTHERS SAY MY SMILE, I SAY MY DIMPLES
Your Bedtime: WHEN NOTHING GOOD IS ON T.V.
Your Most Missed Memory: HMMM, I'D RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT
Pepsi or Coke: NEITHER, I HATE SODA
MacDonalds or Burger King: MICKEY D'S
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE IF I WANT THE PERSON AND GROUP IF THEIR PAYING AND HE'S FUGLY
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I DUNNO. THE 1 THAT'S "BRISK BABY"
Chocolate or Vanilla: NOW THAT'S A DUMB QUESTION.
Cappuccino or Coffee: DON'T LIKE EITHER
Do you Smoke: OCASSIONALLY
Do you Swear: LIKE A SAILOR
Do you Sing: YUP
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: UNFORTUNATLEY, I'VE FALLEN TO BECOME A STATISTIC TO THIS TRAGEDY
Do you want to go to College: I JUST FUCKEN GRADUATED BABY!
Do you want to get Married: YEAH
Do you belive in yourself: DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION BUT MOST TIMES NO
Do you get Motion Sickness: I DO ACTUALLY
Do you think you are Attractive: ???
Are you a Health Freak: YES! I FOLLOW THE EDDIE-ZONE DIET PLAN
Do you get along with your Parents: JUST MY MUMS-A-LOO. MY DAD IS A FAG
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEAH. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE'RE IN MY PANTS
Do you play an Instrument: I USED TO PLAY A VERY SMALL, ITSY BITSY PICCILO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: DOES A FAT MAN GO BACK FOR SECONDS?
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: DO HAPPY PILLS COUNT?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES, AND IT SUUUUCKED. FUCKEN CHEAP FAT-ASS GUY
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ONLY TO BUY BLACK LACY UNMENTIONABLES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOPE
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWWWW. IF I DID I PUT IT IN THE FRYING PAN
In the past month have you been on Stage: I GOTTA MAKE A LIVING SOMEHOW
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: DOES HAVING MY TOP FALL DOWN IN THE POOL COUNT?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A FEW HEARTS, 7 HUSBANDS, A COOKIE FROM MY NEPHEW AND CHICKEN BREASTS FROM HOMETOWN BUFFET
Ever been Drunk: ME? NO! NEVER!
Ever been called a Tease: ALRIGHT WHO TOLD YOU?
Ever been Beaten up: PSHAW! I'VE GOT A KUNG-FU GRIP
Ever Shoplifted: THEY SAID THEY WERE SAMPLES!!!
How do you want to Die: PEACEFULLY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 1 FUCKEN BAD-ASS DIRECTOR
What country would you most like to Visit: JAPAN
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: COLORED IS NICE
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: SO LONG AS I THINK IT'S HOT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
Height: MUST BE MORE THAN 5 INCHES TALLER THAN ME
Weight: HMMMM... SO LONG AS HE'S NOT AS FAT AS MY EX AND DOESN'T HAVE TO LIFT HIS PANSA TO FIND HIS DICK HE'S GOOD TO GO
Best Clothing Style: DICKIES/VANS OR CONS/NICE FITTING SHIRTS
Number of Drugs I have taken: MY PAROLE OFFICER SAYS TO SAY NONE
Number of CDs I own: DO THE ONES IN THE MAIL COUNT?
Number of Piercings: HAD 7, TOOK OUT 1, LOST 4 AND NOW ONLY HAVE MY EARS
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ? GOOD QUESTION. DON'T REALLY KNOW BUT I'LL MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THEM SOMEDAY
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
