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I'VE HEARD THIS ALL BEFORE
LOSE YOURSELF IN YOUR MISERY
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME THAT IT KILLS YOU
THEN REFUSE TO CHANGE
IT'S TIME TO POINT THE FINGER AT YOU & THE MISTAKES YOU'VE MADE
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I don't believe in god!
I've not always been mad, y'know, but um...
I was actually driven mad by the indifference of architecture and council planners.
Y'see I live in a tower block, and um, the thing about those is that there's terrible noise problems, because there's no noise insulation at all y'know, and eight floors below you there's always some bastard who's got a Yamaha home organ, y'know.
You're just about to go to sleep and you hear this doot-doot! chh-chh doot-doot! chh-chh chkdt BAH WA DAH BAH NAOW! doot-doot! chh-chh doot-doot! chh-chh! and like, the people who live upstairs from me, I can't understand what they're doing!
Y'know I listen, and all I can hear is this weird noise and it goes voom voom, BLAT-NN BLAT-NN, voom voom, BLAT-NN BLAT-NN, and it sounds, right, it sounds like two elephants on a motorbike riding round and round, while a seal bangs a kipper on the table! I went upstairs to complain, and the door was answered by this elephant in a crash helmet! Standing behind him is this seal going "WHAT IS IT NOW, RALPH?"
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