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beth

tie me up don't tie me down

About Me

i'm an art geek

My Interests

swimming with sharks,dancing with trains,vinyl,art,sex,the sea,music,climbing trees,dirt biking,camping,sharp things,naps,playing pranks(fucking with peoples myspace..be warned), being an asshole,waking up early,staying in bed late, shooting people with pellet guns,drive in movies,frisbee golf,rainy days,cooking lots of food,hieghts, people watching...from the bushes,traveling,being barefoot,vegas strippers,intoxication and knawing on skulls,becuase it still hasn't gotten wierd enough for me..

I'd like to meet:

the inventor of the mobile disco and the worlds first inter racial hard core porn star....i mean really, ive all ready met the two collest mother fuckers in the world, cameron and platinum larry.....i really cant say enough about these to smooth cats. they are smart, charming, and best of all the best looking and snappiest dressers ive ever ever ever met....i love you guys!

Music:

Chokebore, Interpool, Isis, Sky Came Falling,Bad Luck 13, Sunny Day Real Estate, Kyuss, The Cure, Helmet, Ministry, Sepultura, Killswitch Engage, Dinosar Jr, Vast, Anethima, PJ Harvey, Melvins, Gary Newman, Deftones, The Pixies, Devo, Soulfly, Bjork, The Toadies, My Bloody Valentine, Fugazi, Queens of the Stone Age, Bombay the Hard Way, Cradle of Filth, The Mods, Eliot Smith, Jackie Brown Sndtrk., Lovage (I should just say anything involving Mike Patton, the man is a genious) Nick Cave (Murder Ballads is my fav), Dessert Sessions, The Ventures, Clutch, System of a Down, Portishead, Tool, Sneaker Pimps, DJ Shadow, Jonny Cash, Iggy & The Stooges, David Bowie, The White Stripes, Thursday, Ween, Los Straightjackets, and everything else from oldies to opera..

Movies:

Anything by Wes Anderson and Tim Burton. Horror movies are my favorite, anything with zombies scares the shit out of me and I love it. Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Lost in Translation, Legend, Death to Smoochy, James Bond films(Sean Connery only please), all Tarentino flicks, Texas Chainsaw(origional,not crappy remake), 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, House on Haunted Hill, the Exorsist, the Changeling, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Dark City, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear & Loathing(Props to Dr. Gonzo), the Alien series, Evil Dead trilogy, Jaws, Plan 9 from Outer Space, and oh ya, porn..

Television:

is an idiot box

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thomson, Dan Brown, Jack Kerouac, Edgar Allen poe, CHUCK PALLANIUK is my lord and personal savior..

Heroes:

People with child molester vans. Please come abduct and tourture me. BIGGIE SHORTY WHAT!!!! platinum and cam
If i was a serial killer i would be Ted Bundy .

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My Blog

you should know...(revised)

ok i still left some questions that need to be addressed....so.... NO!! i'm not quitting tattooing and i'm NOT leaving AND NEVER COMING BACK...i'll be back even if it's just for a long term visit...
Posted by beth on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

i found jesus....

....he was under the couch
Posted by beth on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST

i want a whore....

....so i can use her face to break a glass table and play around in her blood. Cuz everyone knows...it's okay to kill hookers because their already dead inside....
Posted by beth on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:14:00 PST

last night....

....i fell in love with a boy who works in a circus....we danced the salsa and he lifted me over his head like in a movie....and then he left...farewell boy from the circus....i don't even know his na...
Posted by beth on Sun, 28 May 2006 03:59:00 PST

this made my week...

i placed third in the "best large color" catagory at the del mar convention this last weekend...it's the first time i've ever entered something in a competition so it made me smile....thanks shawn and...
Posted by beth on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:34:00 PST

lucky 7

today marks my seventh year of tattooing, happy anniversary to me:)
Posted by beth on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:23:00 PST

and everything seemed to be going so well

this trip to peru has been an amazing one....costa rica is lovely too....and i was so close to finishing this trip with no major injury or food poisoning...despite eating all of the odd local market f...
Posted by beth on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:49:00 PST

love

no matter now much you think you love someone you'll still step back as a pool of their blood spreads towards you.....
Posted by beth on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:14:00 PST

Was there blood in your hair...

.....the day you died? Was it quick, or did they try and bring you back, invading your body with feeding tubes and mechanical devices, trying to save an already dead boy. Why you? So many souls wander...
Posted by beth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poison

Just in case any of you in my space land were wondering, poison ivy isn't contagious from other people, just the plant. So let's say (hypotheticly that is) that you didn't get laid for a week because...
Posted by beth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST