got them saturday mornin blues |
is it cause i drank to much on friday? no no. its these damned cartoons now-a-days. i mean at risk of sounding like a old man i will refrain from saying "they dont make whipper snappers like they did ...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST |
the secret to long life finaly revealed |
tomarrow is Dino's birthday. he is ganna be 70 years old. and this great man told me today the secret to living long and staying fit, lookin good.............."masser-a-bate fife times a day and eat p...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:33:00 PST |
caution: art faggotry, naughty pictures, and religious zelotry ahead |
so i was sitting around my apartment at around 1:30 at night on a typical tuesday night, thinking, hmmmm do i pull the pud now?........do i pull it later? mabey ill pull it now and ill pull it later. ...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:47:00 PST |
ohmy! ohmy! do these pants make my ass look gay!?!?.........oh they do? good......... |
so i was reading through my past blogs and came to a sudden realization that "hey im a fuckin idiot, and none of this crap makes any sense" so my question to you, the reader is................why the ...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST |
lobster boy, the arab messiah, and the kkk walk into a bar..... |
ok so...its been a while. little rusty, and the cob webs on my fingers keep getting in the way...tonight boys and girls we are going to discuss the man....the myth, the legend that was, is, and probab...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST |
buses suck and so do white trsh |
so i not much for poems....in fact i find them completely obnoxious and dull. it might have something to do with the fact that i have the rythm of a 80 year old white wal-mart c.e.o. but my recent tri...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:48:00 PST |
Jesus H. fuckin Christ! |
the H is for hector. but never mind that for now. i do hope all you boys and girls realize how close to the end we are. president Regan is quoted as saying "this generation may be the one that will ha...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:53:00 PST |
gator shit, horror, and excitement....hot springs of mosca, colorado |
the day had finaly come. after many weeks of backing down, and finals getting in the way. i pushed my '75 VW bus up monarch pass, and tore through the eatsern foot hills. as i made my way to mosca col...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:31:00 PST |
aimless ramblings |
while i feel blogging is a complete and utter waste of time. i have way to much time on my hands and i feel it is impearative that i do something with this dead time on my hands, and to give you sorry...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:26:00 PST |
that fat bastard ran over my foot |
"that fat crippled bastard ran over my foot one night, and didn'nt even apoligize" said lawrence.
"do people in wheelcha...
Posted by Platinum Larry on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:05:00 PST |
