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j. tyarks

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I'd enjoy sitting down and have some coffee with...
Non-Famous:
Anyone who wants to meet me, but please do send a message along with Add.
Famous:
Mikael Åkerfeldt, Jacob Bannon, Bjork, Tenzin Gyatso, Bert Monroy, Chino Moreno, Mike Patton, Neil Peart, Travis Smith, Aaron Turner

Music:

Some of these bands are poorly labeled, but you get the basic idea.

classical:
bach, beethoven, mozart, vivaldi

black/death/metal:
5ive, the accursed, anodyne, at the gates, agalloch, atheist, bathory, behold...the artopus, between the buried and me, the black dahlia murder, bloodbath, blut as nord, boris, cannibal corpse, carcass, castle, children of bodom, cryptopsy, dark tranquility, daylight dies, deadguy, death, deathspell omega, decapitated, deeds of flesh, devin townsend, dillinger escape plan, dissection, dissonant, dragonforce, dying fetus, edge of sanity, electric wizard, emperor, entombed, godflesh, gojira, gorguts, gospel, graveslime, gwar, hellchild, heresi, hypocrisy, ihsahn, indian, iron butterfly, isis, jigsore terror, katatonia, kylesa, leviathan, mastadon, maudlin of the well, mayhem, the melvins, meshuggah, metallica, morbid angel, necrophagist, nightingale, november's doom, novembre, ocean, old man gloom, opeth, orchi..omy, orthrelm, pantera, pelican, the project hate mcmxcix, ragnarok, the red chord, sigh, skinless, slayer, starkweather, strappado, subterranean masquerade, steel, strapping young lad, suffocation, swallow the sun, twilight, velvet cacoon, when day descends, winds, wintersun, xasthur

grind:
anal cunt, bolt thrower, circle of dead children, genghis tron, holy molar, the locust, napalm death, the number 12 looks like you, pg. 99, some girls, terminally your aborted ghost, twodeadsluts onegoodfuck

hardcore:
american nightmare/nothing/give up the ghost, the blinding light, botch, breach, breather resist, bucket full of teeth, the chariot, coalesce, converge, curl up and die, draw blood, eldopa, everything falls together, thefail, the farewell, glassjaw, hatebreed, his hero is gone, hopesfall, horse the band, if tomorrow comes/veritas, integrity, a life once lost, killing the dream, killswitch engage, mi amore, modern life is war, nine, norma jean, one dead three wounded, poison the well, the power & the glory, ringworm, rise and fall, saetia, scissorfight, shai hulud, shikari, snapcase, thursday, tremors, zao

idm/industrial/noise:
aphex twins, bishop allen, asmus tietchens, biosphere, dear lover, taylor dupree, electro quarterstaff, electrolane, eluvium, fantomas, the flaming lips, four tet, goblin, godspeed you black emperor!, growing, jesu, kayo dot, kompressor (does not dance : - ), lovage, maldoror, melt banana, ministry, mono, mujaji, mum, nine inch nails, oxbow, popul vuh, rammstein, ratatat, supermachiner, sunn o)))), ut, venetian snares, xiu xiu

alternative/indie:
air conditioning, the allegory index, jon anderson, the arcade fire, at the drive-in, beck, bloc party, the blood brothers, the chinese stars, cursive, danielson, a day in black and white, the decemberists, devendra banhart, nick drake, battles, bearvsshark, bishop allen, depeche mode, the elected, elizabeth anka vajagic, enon, everlovely lightningheart, the faint, hella, jr ewing, kill me tomorrow, ladytron, lcd soundsystem, jens lekman, kid kilowatt, the killers, the magic numbers, sarah mclaughlin, men women and children, modest mouse, the moirai, the mountain goats, neon blonde, neutral milk hotel, panthers, the pop kids, the new pornographers, orchid, paatos, planesmistakenforstars, savath & savalas, sia, sigur-ros, special fredd, spoon, standstill, talking heads, a trillion barnacle lapse, tsu shi ma mi re, weezer, wilco, wolfgang press, wolverine brass

rap:
clouddead, doseone, general patton vs. the x-ecutioners, gorillaz, handsome boy modeling school, the hieroglyphics, master kush, peeping tom, them

rock:
...of sinking ships, a perfect circle, alice in chains, fahir atakoglu, dave bainbridge, the beatles, bjork, black sabbath, blackfield, david bowie, brodequin, camel, cave in, celebrity, richard cheese, circa survive, joe cocker, coheed and cambria, coldplay, alice cooper, crash test dummies, the cure, deftones, denali, dir en grey, doomriders, the doors, dredg, echolyn, eels, eulenspygel, explosions in the sky, fair to midland, pete gabriel, geometry, green carnation, hafler trio, head automatica, helmet, horacio hernandez, herself, high and driving, hum, idiot pilot, imogen heap, jimi hendrix, anthony jackson, billy joel, king crimson, kyuss, led zepplin, john lennon, light the fuse and run, lightning bolt, liquid tension experiment, logh, lovespirals, mae, the mars volta, mew, mewithoutYou, mogwai, mr. bungle, muse, nirvana, no-man, oasis, pearl jam, pretty girls make graves, tom petty and the heartbreakers, pink floyd, the police, porcupine tree, primus, queen, radiohead, red house painters, red sparowes, damien rice, rilo kiley, rush, saosin, bob segar, smashing pumpkins, spock's beard, steve miller band, stina nordenstam, team sleep, thrice, tomahawk, tool, transatlantic, tom waits, scott walker, the who, george winston, yellow swans, your enemies friends

Movies:

numero uno
amelie
american beauty
batman
batman begins
buffalo '66
closer
crash
donnie darko
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
fight club
godzilla films
jaws
predator
pulp fiction
sin city
star wars trilogy
the texas chainsaw massacre (1974)
the ladies man
numero dos
alien, aliens, audition, batman returns, batman: mask of the phantasm, batman returns, battle royale, blow, dawn of the dead, dogma, evil dead 2, evil dead 3: army of darkness, good will hunting, halloween, halloween 2, harrold and maude, ichi the killer, jay & silent bob strike back, kill bill vol. 1, mallrats, metropolis, napoleon dynamite, night of the living dead (original), porn, red dragon, reservoir dogs, requiem for a dream, se7en, shaun of the dead, silence of the lambs, sling blade, spaceballs, spun, terminator trilogy, the big lebowski, the breakfast club, the brown bunny, the devil's rejects, the exorcist, three extremes, v for vendetta

Television:

cartoon: aqua teen hunger force, batman: the animated series, family guy, hey arnold!, home movies, invader zim, rocko's modern life, south park, spongebob squarepants
live: chapelle show, colbert report, married with children, nip/tuck, sex and the city

Books:

charles bauderlaire, frank bidart, william blake, louise gluck, henri michaux, vladimir nabokov, pablo neruda, george orwell, robert pinsky, li po, ezra pound, david sedaris, william shakespeare, mark strand, kurt vonnegut, franz wright

Heroes:

famous
aaron turner / bert monroy / jacob bannon / mike patton (for the inspiration)
non-famous
parents
a man dressed up as a bat who gets all of my press
batman
japan's favorite lizard
godzilla

My Blog

Honestly man...

Life's been good to me lately. Really, really good to me.
Posted by j. tyarks on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:55:00 PST

kill time with one word

1. Where is your cell phone? pocket2. Relationship?clandenstine3. Your hair?shaggy4. Work? tonight5. Your sister(s)? step6. Your favorite thing? connection7. Last night?Starbucks8. Your favorite drink...
Posted by j. tyarks on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

Felt the need to write...

The Great FallKnown by the luster, or better yet lustre, that followed me home.I was told to come home,but what home is this?This...a kiss...Spun out as a body bag on icewhere the salt has yet to take...
Posted by j. tyarks on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

Post-overnight daze

Maker (Trance in Frosted Glass Midnight)It starts, at times, with dreaming and day-dreaminglong into the evening. Past where we're lifted likewounded birds, or left quietly as severed wolves. This mor...
Posted by j. tyarks on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

Hopefullly hopeless

China Shop (Honesty & Reality)I have watched city streets fade in the snow and ice. I've seen the faces of pitiful mothers caress their child's faces under warm clear skies, while hopeful parents driv...
Posted by j. tyarks on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST

I've been dying to greet you in a sweet six foot serenity

1. How old will you be in five years?24, a few months away from 252. Do you think you will be married by then?Doubtful, I have no problem waiting/doing something entirely different.3. What do you look...
Posted by j. tyarks on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

Musing

Shadow PlayWhat wilts in the evening sun, below the travelers and the crashing course of our heavenly bodies, has kissed these lips with the precision of a straight blade and thesoft touch of new birt...
Posted by j. tyarks on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST

...

holy shit, I did it.Time to celebrate the new year with some Glassjaw.
Posted by j. tyarks on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

New Year's Resolution Writing: Three Hundred Sixty-Five

Goodnight, Dear Hades, Desperation Has Gone HomeDesperation has left its mark...upon the heads,upon the wrists,upon the tongues,upon our endless speech.With a war-call, the sting of a shrill crycrawls...
Posted by j. tyarks on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST

New Year's Resolution Writing: Three Hundred Sixty-Four

First Snow in Late DecemberBuried under the slight perspirationof gray sky...our couches house too many sleeping bodies, our floors house too many hungry teeth.It is the divine sense of the letterK, a...
Posted by j. tyarks on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST