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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

I'd rather be at a U2 concert...

About Me

I'm older than you think I am.

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My Interests

Filmmaking is my passion!

I'd like to meet:



Music:

My devoted love to U2 in this life and the next 20!!!
The Beatles
John Mayer
Maroon 5
Dave Barnes
James Morrison
Landon Pigg
The Police
The Cars
Amy Grant
80's music...

Movies:

Cinema Paradiso
(The most beautiful movie ever made!)

"A Man and a Woman"
(Un homme et une femme)

Television:

The Office
Medium
The 4400
ER
Discovery Atlas
Deadliest Catch
Big Love
Friends
Seinfeld
anything with Dane Cook in it
documentaries and stand up comedy.

The American Mall Trailer
http://http%3a%2f%2fwww.theamericanmall.com%2fVide...

source: The American Mall

It's here people. "The American Mall" is my debut working on a film crew. Watch it. Comment. Visit the website. Join the community! www.theamericanmall.com

My Blog

American Idol

Yes, I watch it and I love it! Now listen up. If you don't know by now, I'll tell you: There's only one person that could win this year's American Idol and that person is David Archuleta. A 16 year ol...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

Dawsons Creek Dialog Converter

Dawson's Creek Dialog ConverterFound this idea on the world wide web. It is amusing to say the least.This is how it works: you take a simple dialog and converts to Dawson's Creek style. Go above and b...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

Ponette

Ponette: I'm waiting for my mommy.Matiaz: Dead people don't come back.Ponette: Jesus did it for his friends. I'm more than a friend. I'm my mommy's daughter.Matiaz: Grandpa never came back.Ponette: Th...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

Norsk Lottery - Ballroom Blitz

AWESOME video!Check it out! ...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST

U2 Orgasms......

Last  Saturday, my brother-in-law pulled the Santa Clause on me!He gave me a bunch of  u2 cd's. Remixes, singles, rarities, you name it, it's there!And even a long play (wich I almost forgot...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:05:00 PST

Transformers!

So, I finally watched Transformers. Yes, a little late but whatev!I just hope the next car I buy is a robot. Fingers crossed!!! By the way isn't he pure awesomeness???...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:36:00 PST

The youngests John Mayer Fans

Loyal fans are born every day...They're cute like a button! ...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

The hilarious Sonia trying to say YOUTUBE!

So, Sonia is this very humble brazillian lady. One day, a coworker asked her to spell YouTube. She can't! Of course the language barrier is huge, but it's hilarious to see her trying over and over aga...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:56:00 PST

Stupid driver trying to parallel park!

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Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:23:00 PST

What they say X What they really mean!

So if your signifcant other suddenly says:- Hey honey, sometime next week, can you help me sew this button back on my shorts?Now, lets break it down shall we? What they really mean is:- Hey Honey, ASA...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST