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Horatio & Phineas

i'm trying hard to not look like i'm trying hard

About Me

i'm wealthy and mentally handicapped. the best of both worlds. and i've got, like, 35 friends! that's right, motherfuckers, 3-5!!!!!! my type of humour:

My Interests

the finer things in life : animals

I'd like to meet:

I think Mel P put it best, "all the people who mean anything to you are fucking people who are better looking, better in bed and more talented than you". so, i guess the answer is: those webcam girls from match.com. it's so obvious they want me.

Music:

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Television:

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Books:

Rags to Riches : ones read to me

My Blog

movies: Hooray! (part deux)

movies seen in the basement of 330 woodlawn over the holidays:Ripley's Game- surprisingly good indie with Malkovich which proves once again; "this man is a weirdo" - BL' Auberge espanole - europeans 2...
Posted by Horatio & Phineas on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

Movies: Hooray!

Been a long time since i wrote anything on this blog (Bravo gave me a bigger and better platform to be an idiot), but I feel like reviewing the movies I see. Very original, Yes, I know. I think maybe ...
Posted by Horatio & Phineas on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST

poetry sucks

like a weathered tune by old blue eyes, i wander aimlessly through my delirium.
Posted by Horatio & Phineas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouroboros

your memory navigates through me like some lingering trace of X to purge myself of our breath would mean instant death therefore i taste you on occasion to make sure i still feel the freeing iocane...
Posted by Horatio & Phineas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mumblings of a sleepwalker

blood : sheets : aches how much longer will this last? father time do not haste, bring the bellow of the hour swiftly.
Posted by Horatio & Phineas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

?

what the fuck's a blog?
Posted by Horatio & Phineas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST