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About Me

WORD OF THE DAY = ME
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY
A two letter word, beginning with an 'm' and ending in an 'e' . - I crack myself up
Woteva.... I'm Emily, I'm alright if you like that sort of thing
I taste like strawberries... FACT
I talk too much
My friends are cool, thats why they are my friends(duh)...
I moan alot....I like to moan...
Guybrush Threepwood is my hero ...I should put that in heroes I guess...
I'm sarcastic - I can't help it, I was born that way
I have a phobia of sweetcorn... it's evil
Wine.... makes me whine
I like jelly tots, but I never think to buy them, and when I do see them in the shops I always expect them to be out of date
I AM NOT FUCKIN MOODY :)
I have a wheat intolerance...actually I have an intolerance of most things
I know the first verse of The Star Spangled Banner off by heart
I am nosey
I have an issue - well actually I have loads... but my current issue is phone codes.. its 020 8 not 0208 what's wrong with you people!!!!!!
I hate the wrong use of their/they're/there & you're/your
The smell of Walkers chicken flavour crisps NEVER goes away
I support Crystal Palace because I'm totally carazeeeee like that
When did they last change the packet that Frazzles come in? (30 years ago apparently)...
I can recite the books of the bible in order
I hate it when people shorten nasty words.. like vomit to vom, or condom to connie, it upsets me...
Eazeee Squeeezeee!
ooo...check out this lot: GODSIZED ...they're alright, for boys...
I don't know these people, I just stole their pictures....

My Interests

sarcasm FRIENDS finding money GALAXY MINSTRELS lame humour EVIAN tea tree oil BEING BITTER laughing at myself PASTA buying stuff for people NIECES AND NEPHEWS chicken korma GREEK MYTHOLOGY sunshine DIAMONDS cpfc KANDOO sleeping USING ....S's whinging BACHS FLOWER REMEDY holidays SPENDING MONEY pr0n BAILEYS AND VODKA hugs MATEY BUBBLE BATH wikipedia CHANEL sundays SLEEPING giant wine glasses HAPPINESS lingerie DEODORANT cricket YOYO'S my belly button HOLIDAYS late night chats EARLY MORNING TEXTS baths BAILEYS AND TIA MARIA kfc chicken fillet burger no lettuce extra mayonnaise!... you know... the usual.... ME!

I'd like to meet:

Nobody ... yes I hate you all :)
hmmm...apart from this lot ....I'd eat them alive, every single last one....muwahahaha

I have 3021 more friends than you ever will biatch! ...and this lot would shiiiiit all over you!

DONNA
loves sam allardyce

ANDY
threw up so hard one foot left the floor

WHALE
we have a whale of a time!

CHLOE
is better than kfc

LIL0M
we crack us up

FISH
doesn't eat fish

KERI
loves veg! they're unique you know!

STAV
breaks stuff

NAT
nat nat nat von kat

PLATER
thinks he's croydon's answer to callum best

TIM
hobbies include life ruining

PJ
mines for pot noodle

BONE
will remove his clothes for money

LOO
rhymes with poo

NEIL
makes ears bleed

LEEANN
steals happy meals

TREV
is a t-rex baybee

GLENSIZED
very much a flicker

EMMA
witnessed my ball throwing

GAMMON
needs to get over this paris hilton thing

GODSIZED
some band

ALEXD00D
some 'scene' kid

PETE THE LEDGE
mess not peepul

GREGHEAD
almost my favorite jew

OWEN
thinks i've got nice tits and an alright face

So Kiss My Ass

..!

Music:

m00-Suck

Movies:

Television:

24
CSI
prison break
grey's anatomy
the crap that on trouble..except that 70's show that sucks... and grounded for life .... soo poor, erm.....
smallville
hope & faith
8 simple rules
less than perfect
nighty night
most things other people think are rubbish.........

Books:

...you know educational stuph...like...

Heroes:

Bret 'The Hitman' Hart ...
Ma peepul and erm......
Clinton Morrison!!:
"I made up a story about Alex Kolinko, who had been in tears after the game. I said he came from the poorest mountain village in Latvia where he had to fight bears when he was eight. "I said his grandparents had been shot by the Nazis, his mother had died of cancer and his sister was raped by a gang of mountain rebels. But he never shed a single tear because he was strong and brave. "Then I told them that one month playing behind our defence had turned him into a blubbering wreck! The players didn't know what to say. Except Clinton Morrison - he said, 'It's a shame about his sister'."

My Blog

I smell of poo.... and so do you

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Emily mostly but Caroline/foo'/Kendall are all acceptableBirthday:28th October 1979Birthplace:Mighty CroydonCurrent Location:My living room......Eye Color:Bogie...
Posted by <witness the fitness> on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:23:00 PST