Subway sandwiches, diet, exercise, meeting people, showing people my big fucking pants, counting my money, eating at Subway, the chicken dance, stamp collecting, knitting, travelling around the country talking about Subway.
I'd like to meet my many devoted fans. I'll tell ya, I never set out to be noticed, but I sure enjoy all the attention I've been getting since I stopped being such a big lardass.
I like good old-fashioned red-white-and blue country music like Toby Keith!!! I also love that Ashlee Simpson. Man, what a cutie! P.Diddy is another one of my faves, I got to meet him once. We hung out on his huge yacht and he put caviar on his Subway sub which was kind of weird, but still cool.
I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy! I could watch those movies over and over again! I also enjoy any movie starring Ben Affleck - he's so awesome! You know, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, anything where he gets to be badass and save the world!
The Swan, South Park, Extreme Makeover, anything featuring weight loss or plastic surgery.
Anyone who has lost weight by eating at Subway!!!