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Jess

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Jess
is a Giant Bee that rides around in a Metal Tripod, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.
Strength: 8 Agility: 12 Intelligence: 12
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jess
Birthday: 2 June 1989
Birthplace: Blackpool Victoria Hospital
Current Location: Lancaster
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Red
Height: 5'7"/5'8" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: you what? is that posh for ethnic origin?
The Shoes You Wore Today: my burning army shoes (buffalo)
Your Weakness: underwear
Your Fears: losing the best thing in my life
Your Perfect Pizza: margherita - extra cheesey!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a decent christmas bonus
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kk
Your Best Physical Feature: my arse
Your Bedtime: 10pm weekdays (I need my beauty sleep)
Your Most Missed Memory: my granddad
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
McDonalds or Burger King: good ol' chez MacDo's
Single or Group Dates: either, as long as I get to go out
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON'S!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes - but I try not to inflict it publically
Do you Shower Daily: nah, about twice a year suits me
Have you Been in Love: i am in love
Do you want to go to College: I start in the new year
Do you want to get Married: yes - but not now
Do you believe in yourself: yes - i'm super-dooper amazing
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
&..39;Do you think you are Attractive:' yes
Are you a Health Freak: yes, i get a balance of the three main food groups: beer, takeaway and cigarettes
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if i'm indoors
Do you play an Instrument: ha! i'm afraid my musical talents onyl extend to tapping
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: probably
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: err..if St. Nicks counts then yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: several
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwww...god no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, surprisingly
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: you callin me a gypo?
Ever been Drunk: errr..once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: errr..once or twice
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes, i'm ashamed to say
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: spain. i want to see the architecture and art gallerys of barcelona
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short.
Height: at least my height
Weight: built
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many
Number of CDs I own: not many
Number of Piercings: just ears and nose
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If you're looking back, you can't see where you're going
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Ha! Ha! I'm a fuckin hippy!!! Peace!
You scored as Hippy.

Hippy


81%

Nerdy Girl


56%

Athletic Tomboy


50%

Slut


50%

Popular Bitch


38%

Goth


25%

Preppy Girl


13%

Loser


0%
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Get to Know Me


...About You...


Eye Color hazel
Hair Color dark red
Height 5'7"
Favorite Color green
Screen Name puffofpurplesmoke
Favorite Band Nirvana
Favorite Movie how should i know?
Favorite TV Show errr...Brainiac: Science Abuse
Your Car invisible, but I do have one
Your Hometown Blackpool
Your Present Town Lancaster
Your Crush's First Name Lloyd
Your Grade I wish. I work
Your Style errr...female?

...Have You Ever...


Sat on your rooftop no
Kissed someone in the rain yes
Danced in a public place yes
Smiled for no reason yes
Laughed so hard you cried yes
Peed your pants after age 8 no
Written a song no
Sang to someone for no reason yes
Performed on a stage yes
Talked to someone you don't know yes
Made out in a theater yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade no
Been in love yes

...Can You...


Write with both hands yes
Whistle no! Dammit!!!
Blow a bubble yes. but only with gum
Roll your tongue i can do allsorts with my tongue ; )
Cross your eyes yes
Touch your tongue to your nose not quite
Dance hmmm debatable
Speak a different language several
Impersonate someone not really
Cook anything many things

...Finish The Line...


If I were a ... man for a day, I'd spend all day playing with my penis
I wish ... I were rich
So many people don't know ... lots of things about me, And if they don't ask I'm not going to tell them,
I am ... Jess
My heart is ... taken
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My Interests

Aah, my interests... I have a gastronomic curiosity for the finer things in life: beer, pizza, chocolate, fags...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone.Except those really stupid people that make me want to hit them over the hit with hard/pointy things.

Music:

What ever is playing wherever I can dance.

Movies:

funny ones

Television:

as above

Books:

kk, I assume that no-ones gonna take any notice anyway, but just on the off chance, you must read:The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks and Brave New World - Aldous Huxley and All of the Harry Potter books, and His Dark Materials trilogy and Lord of the Rings and Hitch Hikers'. And read Joanne Harris' books aswell. Start with Chocolat, then read Blackberry Wine, and Five Quarters of the Orange, and Coastliners, and Gentlemen and Players.

Heroes:

superman, batman, spiderman, and that catwoman...phwoar i love leather! Unless you mean my heroes - in which case Jimmy Carr, Salvador Dali and Deacon, Freedman and Ganguli.

My Blog

The Deacon and Freedman sagas pt 3, with NEW SIDEKICK JESS!!!

The Deacon and Freedman sagas part 3 // The Deacon, Freedman and Startin Saga begins..... You may have been eagerly awaiting this next installment of the Deacon and Freedman sagas, but Alas! we have n...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:45:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

    Well, this is my celebrity look-a-likey thing, and to be honest, I don't think I did too badly. (especially given the sexyness of my high-school photo!)     ...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

Out on a friday night, anyone would think I was young

Decided to go for a girly night out at the weekend, which ended up with me Lloyd and Patsy going to liquid, seeing a load of people that I didn't like in high-school and don't like now. (How can you n...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

same again

THE PRESENT1. Who were you with last night?Lloyd2. What was the first thing you did this morning?Woke up, saw Lloyd, smiled, went back to sleep.3. Where are you?Lounge, home.4. Who are you with?Just m...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

More of Michaela's weird questionnaire thingies.

1. Lloyd2. Aimee3. Bubba Strawberry4. Freedman5. Kamini6. Rachael7. Sam8. Ashley9. AndyWhat would you do if you had never met #1?Probably change boyfriends every month, and get more and more unhappy.W...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST

Another one of Freedman's gay question things!!!!

1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar at the side of my mouth. I was 3, and eating dinner with my sister, when she stuck her tongue out at me. I chased her around the house trying to ...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

I am going to do Freedman's test!!!!

Lets Play 50 Questions..1. Are you wearing a necklace? no2. Do you like someone right now? Yes. I like a lot of people.3. Who is the main person(s) you talk to at work? The warehouse lads.5. What...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:36:00 PST

What???!!!! That's not me!

Hellooooooooo, check this out - what the fuck? Does this sound like me?  leave me a comment to let me know what you think. (I did some random test gay)   Sexport FlirtYeah, baby! We think it...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST