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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bam Bam
Birthday: My Mom won`t tell me
Birthplace: Its Been torn down
Current Location: In my Chair
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Very Long Brown
Height: 6`1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian, English and lots of other things(comes from a long line of sluts)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bowling Shoes (I wish I bowled the shoes are cool)
Your Weakness: Women with lots of Money
Your Fears: Being mauled by a Hamster
Your Perfect Pizza: Free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Becoming Rich and Famous
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don`t you have a cell phone asshole( thats just when my Mom IMs me)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn I made it to another day
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: I`m a grown man Damn it. I can stay up past midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: The good ones I never had
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Cause I used to have a problem with coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chinese Buffet
Single or Group Dates: Group dates (Me and 4 Women isn`t that a Group)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THC
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on what were talking about.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I like my caffene shot straight in the vain (mainline)
Do you Smoke: Puff, Puff, Pass
Do you Swear: I was a truck driver for over 20 years
Do you Sing: No (never told on anybody in my life)
Do you Shower Daily: You can shower more than just on Saturday Night
Have you Been in Love: Does with myself count?
Do you want to go to College: College Girls are wild
Do you want to get Married: Again
Do you belive in yourself: I lie to me all the time why would I believe me
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not if I stand real still
Do you think you are Attractive: I would do me (But I come from a long line of sluts)
Are you a Health Freak: Have you seen me?
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: No I get wet
Do you play an Instrument: Yes Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Were else would you go when you don`t have a job.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No ( does something else fishy count)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: ON, Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes and it would have been more fun if there had been water involved.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: If it ain`t nailed down its free
Ever been Drunk: Who thought of these questions must have been drunk
Ever been called a Tease: No but theres still time
Ever been Beaten up: couple times with a car
Ever Shoplifted: No but I am willing to learn
How do you want to Die: In my sleep on my 465 birthday
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Tall
What country would you most like to Visit: Im happy here in America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any Color
Favourite Hair Color: Any Color
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Any
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who counts
Number of CDs I own: To many
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don`t remember there names
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Its always about me well ok then here goes. On a good day, I`m a Butthole and a Prick. On a bad day, Lets just say I`m an Asshole and a Dick. And on other days I`m just Me.

My Interests

Riding My Bike, Watching Funny Shit, Doing Stand Up

I'd like to meet:

A Rich woman who wants to be my mistress and shower me with money and gifts. If I can`t meet her then Introduce me to her sister

Music:

I play Music (Guitar) and the Radio

Movies:

I`m in Hardball, Richard Heat and Surviving the Rush, Also to be released Early next year Amsteroids.

Television:

The Extreme Gong Show, Blade the Series.

Books:

Yeah the Biker can Read. My Favorite Book is (Matches),

Heroes:

My Heroes are the men and women fighting for my country in Iraq and around the world. GOD BLESS THEM

My Blog

Boneva

I am totally blown away by the stupidity of some people. I just saw the commercial with Sally Fields for Boneva ( I don`t know if its spelled right but I`m to stunned to care). I watch Sally come...
Posted by Bam Bam on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

When You Sell, tell them to go to hell

Sorry this one isn`t funny. Have you ever wanted to sell your used car or bike, or maybe even a laptop you don`t want. But a scammer sends you that letter asking you about your product. They want you ...
Posted by Bam Bam on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

Alternative Fuels and the High Price of Gas

I was asked yesterday what I think about Alternative Fuels.   I think we can build a car to run on the ground up bodies of green peace people and the tree huggers that wont let us build refi...
Posted by Bam Bam on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:47:00 PST

Rock n Roll Vs Fashion

In the news today:               Bad Boy Rocker Axle Rose was bitch slapped into a daze by fashion mogul Tommy Hilfiger. Rose took Hilfigers...
Posted by Bam Bam on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:46:00 PST

Space Shuttle Discovery Moves To Pad

  Space Shuttle Discovery moves to launch pad Friday. NASA says its ready to try space travel again. NASA spokesman said we got all these rockets just lying around and all these astronauts. Lets ...
Posted by Bam Bam on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:19:00 PST

Scammers on my space

How many people have attempted to sell something on my space? Only to have some low life, scum sucking, bottom feeding, piece of shit waste your time with there bullshit, I`m in a hurry to buy yo...
Posted by Bam Bam on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:48:00 PST

Keith Richards falls from tree

In the news today: it was stated that Keith (I`m a stoner) Richards of the Rolling Stones has fallen out of a Palm tree chasing after a coconut and landed on his coconut. Doctors say if Richards wasn`...
Posted by Bam Bam on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:03:00 PST

Do Gas Prices Effect Crime?

Just My Thought: You bet they do.Crime has dropped due to high gas prices. Drive byes are almost a thing of the past. A gang banger quoted as saying( who the hell could steal a car at these price...
Posted by Bam Bam on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:35:00 PST