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Clara

Just me and my cats.

About Me

I write stories. I tell stories.
I have an ingenius plan to carry all my wealth in my tooth.

My Interests

Words. Old things. Green things. Fridays, particularly the 13th. Social and sexual deviancy. Cats. Horses. Eastern European history. Cutting people's hair. Writing nonsense. Folk lore. Listening to noise. Making noise. Being a nob.

I'd like to meet:

Jem Stansfield. Wojtek. Historians. Scientists. Drunks. Spooks. Spiders. Moss Side witch doctors. Chairman Horse. Bill Sikes. Nick Cave. David Shrigley.

Music:

I thoroughly dislike lists. Generally I like noises that make me dance and trot like a pony...

Movies:

clash of the titans, wish you were here, the third man, the spy that came in from the cold...
Most films made before 1992. Even rubbish ones. Especially rubbish ones. And comedies. About ghosts.

Television:

Quantum Leap. Quincy M.E. and other murder mysteries.

Books:

A few: stone junction by jim dodge, the master and margarita by mikhail bulgakov, all Edward Gorey creations, history books, david shrigley, anything by stephen fry, billy childish, maps, the time travelers wife.

Heroes:

Mum. Dad. Nancy Sikes. Betty Coltrane. Ava Gardner. Jane Russell.

My Blog

I have all I need.

Yes yes, I have just got myself some kind of online horse. He's only a baby and he's beautiful. And not real. Anyway, I no longer have any need to leave the house so if you wish to see me ever again y...
Posted by Clara on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:12:00 PST

Truth be told.

The country has claimed me. The only life here right now is this here computer and Clarence, who my dad has taken to calling Vlad.   Your 1920's Name is:..http://images.blogthings.com/1920sn...
Posted by Clara on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:59:00 PST

Confession

My weakness. Old people.  
Posted by Clara on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:30:00 PST

Beware of this and that.

"Only one type of women keep diaries. The other kind never get the time." I have never managed to sustain a diary. No matter how hard I try. I made some sort of chemical reaction today with super glue...
Posted by Clara on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

Post ATP quizzage.

ATP tried to kill me. Actually Minehead tried to kill me. I won though.   TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Clara Goulston, mad duck woman of minehead.Birthday:I enjoy this in Spring.Birth...
Posted by Clara on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

Geek.

Hi there folks. I thought I'd pop and have a chat. As I can't actually chat due the the fact that some lovely tiny little germs were hack-sawing my throat while I danced last night and now it hurts to...
Posted by Clara on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST

I want. AND one key.

Some things. That I can't have, bugger. Bristol/Bath- goodness. Horrors live was eexcellent, if drunk. I rabbitted, chewed ears off, made friends, stole a key. Speaking of such a key, if its owner can...
Posted by Clara on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

Smoking cake.

I don't recommend. Insomnia's back. In a big way. Stuff. Russell.
Posted by Clara on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

I AM A COCKING SUPER HERO

And you will all see soon with your two eyes. Or one eye if that;s what fate dealt you. I don't come in brail. Skins is officially shite. Officially now. Not just shite. As a some part Russian I am in...
Posted by Clara on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:58:00 PST

Stop the world, I want to get off.

I was just perusing the vegetarian section in sainsburys, eyeing up a butternut squash and goats cheese lasagne, when a mean indie student called me a 'nut freak'. NUT FREAK? Excuse? Left a little bem...
Posted by Clara on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:53:00 PST